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Alaskan Ram

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I felt like channeling a little @Prime Time for good luck as we enter the home stretch.

Wow, what a down trodden fan base. Doom and gloom. Apparently this team has been bad coming out of the bye the last few years as well.
Makes me feel fortunate to be a fan of a great young team competing and balling out.
We have Back to back games in LA: This tune up game against the Skins with Saints coming to town 4 nights later.
Following that, a nice 10 days before facing the Giants on New Year's Eve. Here's to hoping for a nice and healthy 3-0 stretch of games followed up with a nice hangover on January 1st.

But first, one game at a time. Let's not look past these poor Deadskins.
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https://es.redskins.com/topic/453578-the-game-prediction-thread-week-15-the-Commodes-the-rams/

The Game Prediction Thread - Week 15 - The Commodes @ The Rams

Just need to see Howell not make any mistakes and play well. The D doesn't need to do anything just like they have been doing lol

Us: 27
Them: 31
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We will come out even worse than before the bye.

Rams 55
Comms 12

Sam gets benched at halftime after throwing 3 ints.
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He might also run for his life if Aaron Donald is back.
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The wheels are set to fall off the team wagon proper. They fell off the defense wagon long ago, with Sam now on the reigns where Ron should be sitting. Ron will say we are regrouping after the bye but will double down on the same failed schemes and add no new wrinkles. I used to think we MUST have hit rock bottom so many times, but there has always been another bottom on the horizon rapidly approaching. I fear we may still be waiting for the true Snyder era bottom to happen, which hopefully won't be Sam getting Ramsey'd by our abysmal coaching.

Kyren Puca and Kupp are going to rip Ron's defense a new one.
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Skins lose 24-10. Howell plays well but his offensive line gives up 5 more sacks. Howell avoids 3 other sacks by running for his life.
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Rams 34
Ders 16
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Rams - 30
Us - 24
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38-13 Rams.
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34-24 Rams.

Offense actually plays okay but defense gets lit up again.
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Washington are 1-3 after a bye over the last 4 years. Ron is 1-2 here.

I got nothing else other than this gets us within 3 weeks of the end, just trying to contribute a little, not much, just a little.
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Rams have been looking stronger lately and are still in the playoff hunt. They need this one and will get it.

LAR 41
WAS 24
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Who’s going?

My one game for the year, now that my daughter is based in La-La Land. I know the team used to do meet and greets at away games, but haven’t seen one announced the past couple years.

Sunday morning I’ll be watching the greatest football team in the land, Liverpool FC, taking on those heinous devils up north a piece. Then, off to check out SoFi, and watch the Commies tighten their grip on a top 4 pick in the ‘24 draft.

If anyone is going, knows of a meet-up, or wants to enjoy an ale with another Commie masochist, PM me.

Oh yeah…

Rams 34
nee Skins 17
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We know bye weeks are not really our thing.

We tend to come out flaccid and sluggish. This will be one of those games.

Lambs - 38
Comms - 17
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Aaron Donald might win this game by himself. Man is gonna shred our interior like tissue paper. Not looking forward to that.
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Joe Flaccid and Fred Sluggish will be two of the Commodes 2024 draft picks.

Commodes 74, Rams 3.
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Rams playing legit ball lately.

RAMS 31
SKINS 17 (at most)
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Meh.
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Fred "Sluggish" Davis is coming out of retirement?
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OH BOY, another "coming off a bye " game.
Same **** different year.
I picture Sean McVay standing across the sideline from Lifeboat Ron, and envision coach Klein looking across at Red Beaulieu and making puppydog sounds, baby gotta poo poo?
A wittle poo poo? Wittle poo poo? Then Ron's pants completely balloon out from blasting out 3 plates of cheese enchiladas and the brown stains and drips begin oozing onto his shoes.

Rams 43
Ders Duhs 13
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Well, Ron had the bye to game plan so it's going to be a lot closer than you would think. Once Ron has time to game plan, he gets things done.

Rams 45
Commodes 9
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40 to 10 rams. Rams have a good team are defense is terrible.
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At the beginning of the season I thought this could be a win. Figured Stetson Bennett would be qb by now with no Cooper Kupp. Now that half the teams in the NFC are 6-7, I see McVay running it up on us.
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Rams don't look good, but they look better than we do, no point in winning for us at this point. I just hope the offense looks capable...Sam looks capable...and no injuries.
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Did you watch them against the Ravens? They looked pretty good to me--they hung 31 on a really good Ravens defense that is currently 2nd in the league in PPG against at 16.8.

Rams 48
Coms 13
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McVay is a legitimate top 5 coach in the league. They went all in to get their SB. They got it, now they have to pay for it with mediocre talent and an aging roster for a few yeas before they can truly re-tool.

Not that it matters a ton, but Jamin Davis was placed on IR. And while he wasn't great, he was better than the guys playing behind him.

The Rams are going to be able to name their score on offense. I think it's 34. 4 TDs and 2 FGs. Seems about right.

I actually think there's a very good chance the offense has a bounce back game. I'm going with 27. 3 TDs and 2 FGs.

Rams 34
Commodes 27

In a game that's never as close as the score might lead you to think it was.
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Rams: 38
Commies: 20

No more wins this season, and next year even with a new coaching staff doesn’t look bright…I’m hoping by the time I’m 45-46 we can become winners again (Ill be 42 in January)
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Ron, (Didn't Know How!) D gives up another 40 and Howell is sacked 9 times but still makes some plays. Out come the same as the last several weeks.
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Long time lurker, first time posting. Rams in a must win, they have a great qb wr connection. That is manders cryptonite. Im thinking 31-23 rams with a game that was never really in doubt with some big garbage time yards and a td for Sam. Man I hope we don't screw this up and loose this top 4 pick, don't think we have to worry but that this week
 

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I've seen a lot on our forum, but this one on the Commodes is pretty weird.

"I picture Sean McVay standing across the sideline from Lifeboat Ron, and envision coach Klein looking across at Red Beaulieu and making puppydog sounds, baby gotta poo poo?
A wittle poo poo? Wittle poo poo? Then Ron's pants completely balloon out from blasting out 3 plates of cheese enchiladas and the brown stains and drips begin oozing onto his shoes."
 

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Ron is a Jeff Fisher type. So he will have his games where his team shows up. I don't care if the win is ugly here, just get that dub.
 

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I've seen a lot on our forum, but this one on the Commodes is pretty weird.

"I picture Sean McVay standing across the sideline from Lifeboat Ron, and envision coach Klein looking across at Red Beaulieu and making puppydog sounds, baby gotta poo poo?
A wittle poo poo? Wittle poo poo? Then Ron's pants completely balloon out from blasting out 3 plates of cheese enchiladas and the brown stains and drips begin oozing onto his shoes."
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