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Why Is This Important?
Because craft brewers must really be out of ideas.
Long Story Short
Order of Yoni is the world's first beer that can claim to be made, in part, from the essence of a woman's vagina. The beer is brewed with vaginal lactic acid bacteria, and costs a minimum of 5 euros apiece at wholesale.
Long Story
Have you ever taken a swig of an ice cold beer, or sipped a finely brewed craft ale and thought "this is great, but what it really needs is to taste more like a woman's yeasty love pocket?" Of course you haven't, because you are likely not a crazy person, but you are also not the hopeful brewers ofOrder of Yoni, the world's first vagina beer. Seriously.
Yep, beer brewed with the vaginal lactic acid bacteria from that there hot Czech lady. There's kind of, sort of a precedent for this, in that sour beers have been around for ages and are experiencing a renaissance of sorts. Unlike modern beers, which are brewed in sterile environments to prevent the interference of bacteria, sour beers actually rely on bacteria to create acidity and nuance. There are no rules, I suppose, about where those bacteria come from as long as they're safe (to which the video goes to great lengths to assure us).
Will a beer brewed with vagina germs actually taste like you're going down on a hot Eastern European model? Not a chance, and it definitely won't "transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers," as they claim. If you still somehow think that a contrivance like this is your best chance at burying your face in a woman's love-cave, you'd better pony up — their IndieGogo page has so far only raised 11 EUR of their 15,000 EUR goal.
http://www.askmen.com/news/fine_living/order-of-yoni-vagina-beer.html
Because craft brewers must really be out of ideas.
Long Story Short
Order of Yoni is the world's first beer that can claim to be made, in part, from the essence of a woman's vagina. The beer is brewed with vaginal lactic acid bacteria, and costs a minimum of 5 euros apiece at wholesale.
Long Story
Have you ever taken a swig of an ice cold beer, or sipped a finely brewed craft ale and thought "this is great, but what it really needs is to taste more like a woman's yeasty love pocket?" Of course you haven't, because you are likely not a crazy person, but you are also not the hopeful brewers ofOrder of Yoni, the world's first vagina beer. Seriously.
Yep, beer brewed with the vaginal lactic acid bacteria from that there hot Czech lady. There's kind of, sort of a precedent for this, in that sour beers have been around for ages and are experiencing a renaissance of sorts. Unlike modern beers, which are brewed in sterile environments to prevent the interference of bacteria, sour beers actually rely on bacteria to create acidity and nuance. There are no rules, I suppose, about where those bacteria come from as long as they're safe (to which the video goes to great lengths to assure us).
Will a beer brewed with vagina germs actually taste like you're going down on a hot Eastern European model? Not a chance, and it definitely won't "transfer woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers," as they claim. If you still somehow think that a contrivance like this is your best chance at burying your face in a woman's love-cave, you'd better pony up — their IndieGogo page has so far only raised 11 EUR of their 15,000 EUR goal.
http://www.askmen.com/news/fine_living/order-of-yoni-vagina-beer.html
