Todays the Day

[Roman Snow]

running out of family members tho.. everyone knows enough to spoil the fun now

Can't you adopt some orphan kids? Think outside the box, my man. :mrburnsevil:

 

[fearsomefour]

Nephew said he looked at his boss when told of the suspension and asked him "does my Uncle Mike have anything to do with this?"

Its awesome when they get to know you that well.
I was meeting the wife, son, sons girlfriend, brother in law, his wife and kids for dinner not long ago. I was running late. My son told the whole table (based on the waiters style of waiting) that I would say something within 10 seconds of the waiter getting my drink order.
Waiter came over took my order and walked off....I turned to my son and said, "I don't care for his attitude." The whole table busts up laughing and starts throwing rolled up straw wrappers, pieces of napkin at me ect. Oh well.