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What kind of donuts are the ones that have lemon in them?

  • Lemon filled

    Votes: 14 36.8%
  • Lemon jelly

    Votes: 24 63.2%

  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .

Boffo97

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Dunkin Donuts / Krispy Kreme > "Winchell's Donuts."

I'm sure, if I tried, I could find a hot dog stand in Tennessee that sells lemon jelly hot dogs.
Doesn't make it right though.
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RamFan503

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Dunkin Donuts / Krispy Kreme > "Winchell's Donuts."

I'm sure, if I tried, I could find a hot dog stand in Tennessee that sells lemon jelly hot dogs.
Doesn't make it right though.
Well let's see, Winchell's has been around longer than either of the two and CLEARLY KK's Lemon filled is a creamy lemon custard. Not even close to a Lemon JELLY filled donut. In addition, Lemon JELLY Filled donuts are generally coated with powdered sugar. I've never seen one glazed.
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Maybe that is your problem. You are mistaking the two fillings. This is NOT a Lemon JELLY Filled donut.
 

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Well my old Norwegian grandfather told me ,son when life hands you lemons ,make jelly.

FWIW it's worked for me for 64 years,hope this helped
 

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Largest?

In the world?

Ummm.... I don't think they're even the largest in Oklahoma.

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And here we have, I guess, the runner-up

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More attempts by Mr. "X" at misleading the voters. I clearly stated "one of" the largest. Mr. "X" or Arnie or whoever he is at this moment would have you believe by the above graphic that Winchell's has only a few locations. Is this really the case? Wikipedia had this to say about Winchell's - "Winchell's Donuts is an international doughnut company founded by Verne Winchell on October 8, 1948, in Temple City, California.[1] As of 2006[update], there are over 170 stores in 12 western states, as well as Guam, Saipan, and Saudi Arabia. Several stores also operated in Nagoya, Japan in the past, with most stores located inside the Uny supermarkets, as Uny Co., Ltd. was the master franchise holder in Japan. It is headquartered in City of Industry, California."

But then Mr. X has a history of misleading voters. Here's what he offered as argument in his last failed campaign:
Watch.
I just forced ketchup into a donut in my kitchen, and I'm calling it a ketchup jelly donut.
Is that a jelly donut now?
Or is a ketchup-filled donut?

Really Mr. X? Really?
 

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All you got - eh? No "nuh uh - YOU are." ???
And, dammit, I've already taken care of that kind of argument twice today!

No offense intended to anyone. Sometimes you gotta laugh at yourself.
 

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Watch.
I just forced ketchup into a donut in my kitchen, and I'm calling it a ketchup jelly donut.
Is that a jelly donut now?
Or is a ketchup-filled donut?
I think that illustrates my point nicely.
No matter what you put in a donut, you're entitled to call it jelly?

Lemon filling (jelly)
Ketchup (jelly)
30 weight oil (jelly)

What's in an actual jelly donut?
Jelly.

Everything else is filling.

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I think that illustrates my point nicely.
No matter what you put in a donut, you're entitled to call it jelly?

Lemon filling (jelly)
Ketchup (jelly)
30 weight oil (jelly)

What's in an actual jelly donut?
Jelly.

Everything else is filling.

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Trying to deflect the deceit in your campaign with intimidation again - eh? Well I won't be bullied and I doubt the good voters of this board will bow to your overt threats.
 

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Trying to deflect the deceit in your campaign with intimidation again - eh? Well I won't be bullied and I doubt the good voters of this board will bow to your overt threats.
I beg your pardon, good sir?

I'm merely appealing to the keen analytic minds of our members.
I think they're able to ascertain what qualifies as jelly and what qualifies as filling.

Why do you hate our members?
 

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I beg your pardon, good sir?

I'm merely appealing to the keen analytic minds of our members.
I think they're able to ascertain what qualifies as jelly and what qualifies as filling.

Why do you hate our members?
Seems to me you think our members are stupid. I'm going to guess they don't like that when it comes time to go to the polls. What have you got against being honest with our constituents?
 

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Indeed the members of ROD nation know that an industry standard is an industry standard. They know you wouldn't put petroleum jelly on a piece of toast but it is still referred to as JELLY. They know that lip stick is not actually a stick. They know that a boner has no actual bone in it or that a pecker doesn't have a beak. So your insistence that a substance put into a donut cannot be called JELLY by virtue of it being made from lemon is simply ludicrous. I have total faith in the intelligence of the members here and they will indeed see through your evidence which is thinner than your hairline.
 

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Seems to me you think our members are stupid. I'm going to guess they don't like that when it comes time to go to the polls. What have you got against being honest with our constituents?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

You're calling our members stupid now?

I'm not going to sit here and listen to this.


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Boffo97

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Indeed the members of ROD nation know that an industry standard is an industry standard. They know you wouldn't put petroleum jelly on a piece of toast but it is still referred to as JELLY. They know that lip stick is not actually a stick. They know that a boner has no actual bone in it or that a pecker doesn't have a beak. So your insistence that a substance put into a donut cannot be called JELLY by virtue of it being made from lemon is simply ludicrous. I have total faith in the intelligence of the members here and they will indeed see through your evidence which is thinner than your hairline.

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Good night, my fellow RODericans.

I trust you'll do the right thing. :cheers:
 

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So now Mr. "X' is Collin Farrell? That is about as true as his assertions. I can't wait to see who he is next and what lies he will tell in order to be right. I've called my esteemed opponent on so many of his fabrications, I can hardly keep track of them or even who he really claims to be. Can you really trust someone who doesn't even know who he is to know the nuances of Lemon Jelly?
 

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Indeed the voters will make the correct decision. When they really study the question, they will be left with no other conclusion. Lemon Jelly is what is in a Lemon Jelly Filled donut. It is really all this election boils down to.

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