The Menopause

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EastRam

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"You wont believe what I had for breakfast"
"What?"
"McDonalds Oatmeal and three non fat chocolate chip cookies"
"Well, at least the cookies were non fat, I wouldn't worry"
"But I am stuffed"
"Okay, we'll skip lunch"
"Don't TELL me when I can or cant eat"

Yup.

The average age is 51 in this part of the world.
 

Ram Quixote

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Ha. I've had 30 years of practice for the menopause days/months/years.

My wife not only had extreme periods, but her ovulating times were also painful. Putting her on the pill helped some, but Scary Mary (her chosen nickname) was rarely absent. Until she had a hysterectomy in 2008. But she was 46 then. The next few years were spent with back troubles and 2 back surgeries.

Now ... :whistle:

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LesBaker

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EastRam said:
Did it Scare the shit out of you to open this thread?

yea yea..I'm new here.. But

Have any of you guys had the pleasure of your wife going thru The Menopause?

How did you cope?

It's Freaking difficult

Can't you just ice it down like other injuries?

You know.....20 minutes on, 20 minutes off and repeat three times.
 

EastRam

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LesBaker said:
EastRam said:
Did it Scare the shyte out of you to open this thread?

yea yea..I'm new here.. But

Have any of you guys had the pleasure of your wife going thru The Menopause?

How did you cope?

It's Freaking difficult

Can't you just ice it down like other injuries?

You know.....20 minutes on, 20 minutes off and repeat three times.

No Les, you can't.

See The Menopause is "ICE"

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EastRam

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So...It was Mothers Day..

Me...Happy Mothers Day...

Wife. Thank you..:cry: don't remind me I can't have more kids!
 

had

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The Menopause. Too funny.

This website is a freakin hoot.

I admire all you married guys who work on this stuff. I was never any good at it.

I do work with a woman who is menopausal. But just like with my ex-wife, I frequently say the wrong thing. I told her we're going to have a funeral for her menopause when it's all over. She wasn't very amused by that.

Good luck, brotha. Like Sgt. Barnes in Platoon said: "Take the pain!"