RamView, December 24, 2011, Game #15: Steelers 27, Rams 0, by Mike Franke
RamView, December 24, 2011
From The Couch
(Report and opinions on the game.)
Game #15: Steelers 27, Rams 0
Twas the night before Christmas, thank goodness it's here.
The St. Louis Rams play just once more this year.
Receivers not open, plays called without care,
Steeler offense and defense running through Rams that aren't there.
And I in my jersey and Marshall Faulk cap
Had just woken up from a long winter's nap (because the Ram offense put me to sleep)
Weird sound at my door – a reindeer? A donkey?
No! It was Rams owner E. Stanley Kroenke.
I went after the man like rabid cocker Spaniels
Stan! Fire Spagnuolo! And boot Josh McDaniels!
Fire Devaney and Loney and put Craig Dahl down
Dump Jason Smith, also Jason and Josh Brown
Get Bradford some blocking that's proven protective
Get Chris Long more teammates who don't look defective
Get us playmakers! Some reputable names!
Promise in '12 we'll win more than two games?
Stan said, Don't worry. I hear you, my man.
I want you to check out my bullet-proof plan.
Look at the Vikings and look at the Colts
Winning their last games, the dummies, the dolts.
The Rams may be hopeless; I sure know that they suck.
But we're close to the rights to draft young Andrew Luck!
My jaw hit the floor, but he just chuckled gently
Gave a quick wink and jumped in his Bentley
Rolled down his window and rode off in the night
Cheering “Merry Christmas, Rams fans! And to all a good night!”
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RamView, December 24, 2011
From The Couch
(Report and opinions on the game.)
Game #15: Steelers 27, Rams 0
Twas the night before Christmas, thank goodness it's here.
The St. Louis Rams play just once more this year.
Receivers not open, plays called without care,
Steeler offense and defense running through Rams that aren't there.
And I in my jersey and Marshall Faulk cap
Had just woken up from a long winter's nap (because the Ram offense put me to sleep)
Weird sound at my door – a reindeer? A donkey?
No! It was Rams owner E. Stanley Kroenke.
I went after the man like rabid cocker Spaniels
Stan! Fire Spagnuolo! And boot Josh McDaniels!
Fire Devaney and Loney and put Craig Dahl down
Dump Jason Smith, also Jason and Josh Brown
Get Bradford some blocking that's proven protective
Get Chris Long more teammates who don't look defective
Get us playmakers! Some reputable names!
Promise in '12 we'll win more than two games?
Stan said, Don't worry. I hear you, my man.
I want you to check out my bullet-proof plan.
Look at the Vikings and look at the Colts
Winning their last games, the dummies, the dolts.
The Rams may be hopeless; I sure know that they suck.
But we're close to the rights to draft young Andrew Luck!
My jaw hit the floor, but he just chuckled gently
Gave a quick wink and jumped in his Bentley
Rolled down his window and rode off in the night
Cheering “Merry Christmas, Rams fans! And to all a good night!”
full report: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.nflfans.com/rams2/article.php?story=20111225135419586" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nflfans.com/rams2/article.ph ... 5135419586</a>