No OL injuries! This, I declare!

[Boffo97]

Who will join me in my declaration that there shall be no OL injuries this year? 5 men start 16 games each and play all the way through!

Why? Because in the words of the late, great Owen Hart, enough is enough and it's time for a change!

No more having to bring in guys that weren't even playing football on opening day! No more reshuffling! No more Native American Burial Ground under the Ed curses! This year, no injuries!

(note: This is a declaration, not a decree. Last time I decreed, I got a nasty letter from X's lawyers.)

 

[Barrison]

You've doomed us all! Are you mad!?

EDIT: Didn't even realize it was Friday the 13th to boot why Boffo!?!?!?

 

[Rams and Gators]

Who will join me in my declaration that there shall be no OL injuries this year? 5 men start 16 games each and play all the way through!

Why? Because in the words of the late, great Owen Hart, enough is enough and it's time for a change!

No more having to bring in guys that weren't even playing football on opening day! No more reshuffling! No more Native American Burial Ground under the Ed curses! This year, no injuries!

(note: This is a declaration, not a decree. Last time I decreed, I got a nasty letter from X's lawyers.)

Take your vitamins, say your prayers, and drink your milk

 

[CGI_Ram]

All those in favor of Boffo's declaration?

 

[-X-]

Well, with your declaration and my decree, we should be all set.

Championship.

 

[ReddingRam]

Ayo!!!

 

[Boffo97]

Well, with your declaration and my decree, we should be all set.

Championship.

Yes, but the problem is we're taking all the good de- words.

Unless the rest of the board gets on the ball pretty soon, we're gonna have one guy making delousings and another making decoupage.

 

[FRO]

If our line is healthy and plays to a level in which they are capable of I think our offense will have no problems. Last year Jake met all expectations at LT. He was great for is. Barksdale was solid at RT and Roger at RG looked like an all pro. Gregzilla looks like he can be Larry Allen 2.0 at OG and Wells is a great QB for the o-line.

 

[SierraRam]

You have my vote. It was definitely a key to our Super Bowl win. We were virtually injury free everywhere - except Trent Green

 

[Faceplant]

Noooooooo.... Yes?