Name something you should never do when you're completely drunk

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RamFan503

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Decide you can swim across a section of a lake. Really bad idea. I'm not a bad swimmer but about 100 yards off shore is not somewhere you want to discover that A) it is WAY farther than you thought B) there are COLD water channels running through said lake C) canoes only get you to shore so fast when you are holding onto one of the oars for dear life as they try to paddle with the other one.

Yep. Near death experience that I don't see myself ever forgetting. I'll still do the tequila shots at the lake - just not IN it.
 

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Drive or ride with head facing inside of vehicle
Make promises
Sleep with anyone
Shop
Dance
Sing
Start a fight
Pay for next round
Preach
Remember secrets
Try a new food
Speak to anyone you are attracted to
Continue drinking
 

RamFan503

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Drive or ride with head facing inside of vehicle
Make promises
Sleep with anyone
Shop
Dance
Sing
Start a fight
Pay for next round
Preach
Remember secrets
Try a new food
Speak to anyone you are attracted to
Continue drinking
Uh... WHAT? o_O That would have made college pretty boring.
 

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Some folks can't handle their addictions and die. Others learn from their negative experiences and become better for having gone through them.

There isn't a truer statement in the world than the one I just quoted.
 

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Drive or ride with head facing inside of vehicle

What does this mean? o_O
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Btw according to my buddies I went hang gliding during a blackout. Seeing as how I've always been afraid of high places, I don't see how that was possible. :confused:
 

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Are you a day drinker bro? (I don't usually say bro but felt appropriate there)

on Fridays after finishing a big siding job and getting the final payment I am...got done at noon and took myself out for lunch and a few (2) cocktails