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Discussion in 'OFF TOPIC' started by Prime Time, Apr 10, 2014.

  1. snackdaddy

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    A guy walks into the bedroom holding a sheep. He says "this is the pig I've been screwing."

    His wife says" that's not a pig stupid. That's a sheep."

    The husband says "I wasn't talking to you."
     
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    Man I could watch hours of those Russian freaks.
     
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    NSFW language

     
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    Always understated.
     
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    "Over the Top" is a great movie. Anytime someone has to arm wrestle for a semi and the love of your son, can't get any better than that.

    How did that movie not win an oscar?
     
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    My best comeback ever ...

    My wife is from Japan. Myself, I am the son of a mother who immigrated here from Germany, so I have a lot of German blood in me. One time my wife was giving me a hard time about how weird Germans are (an argument not entirely without merit) ... but then I reminded her of something about the Japanese: "You guys invented bukkake."

    That pretty much brought the conversation to a halt.
     
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    Have yall heard about the Army nurse who fell asleep eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs...