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Make Us Laugh

Discussion in 'OFF TOPIC' started by Prime Time, Apr 10, 2014.

  1. snackdaddy

    snackdaddy New Member

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    A guy walks into the bedroom holding a sheep. He says "this is the pig I've been screwing."

    His wife says" that's not a pig stupid. That's a sheep."

    The husband says "I wasn't talking to you."
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    bluesjoc Long time poster,First time reader

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    Dieter the Brock ZOD runs the 47 Gap

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  7. Prime Time

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    Dieter the Brock ZOD runs the 47 Gap

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  9. -X-

    -X- I'm the dude, man.

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    Man I could watch hours of those Russian freaks.
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    NSFW language

  11. fearsomefour

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    Always understated.
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    Dieter the Brock ZOD runs the 47 Gap

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  13. brokeu91

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    "Over the Top" is a great movie. Anytime someone has to arm wrestle for a semi and the love of your son, can't get any better than that.

    How did that movie not win an oscar?
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    Selassie I H. I. M.

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    Dieter the Brock ZOD runs the 47 Gap

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    Mojo Ram On double secret probation

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    My best comeback ever ...

    My wife is from Japan. Myself, I am the son of a mother who immigrated here from Germany, so I have a lot of German blood in me. One time my wife was giving me a hard time about how weird Germans are (an argument not entirely without merit) ... but then I reminded her of something about the Japanese: "You guys invented bukkake."

    That pretty much brought the conversation to a halt.
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  19. Dieter the Brock

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    hahhahahahahahahahlahala
  20. RamsOfCastamere

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    Have yall heard about the Army nurse who fell asleep eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs...