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Three women (2 brunettes and a blonde) escape prison and are on the run.

They're hiding in a barn in a rural area. They hear someone coming, so they slip into three burlap bags they see laying on the ground.

The noise was two policemen. They enter the barn and don't see anything other than the three sacks.

The one officer says to the other: "just kick each of those sacks to make sure nothing's in them".

So, the officer kicks the first one, with a brunette in it. She emits a "meow". The officer says, "just a cat".

The officer kicks the second one, with the other brunette in it. She emits a "woof". The officer says, "just a dog".

He kicks the last one with the blonde in it. After he kicks it, he hears "potatoes"!