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Man I love this thread we we play a rival. It's so much easier to talk about our other rivals and the Patsies.
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Actual fan statements:
-I've learned to accept the fact that they are pretty much the Jan Brady of NFL teams.
-Our team president happily sports the prison pussy facial hair look and acts like he worked his way up from jock washer to where he is today. Ya, has nothing to do with the fact that your bag of dicks dad is the owner.
-We have this drum line group that is supposed to entertain/pump up the crowd before the game. I would rather watch my parents in a porno than see these morons ever again.
-Every time we have a winning season, which is rare, the next season we epically shit the bed. Yet here is my dumbass again, all jazzed about our chances while trying to ignore the fact that our conference is stacked and we get to play Denver, San Diego, and Kansas City this year.
-Our stadium should be downtown and not in the spittoon disguised as a city, Glendale.
-Our fans are talking about being the first team is league history to host and play in the Super Bowl. I have a better chance of double teaming Kate Upton with a unicorn.
-There's nothing quite like going to a Cardinals game as a visiting fan... I mean it is literally one of the best experiences you'll ever have as a sports fan visiting another NFL city. I know for a fact that 9er fans take over when they're in town. It's literally a welcome mat for all other NFL teams and their fans. Go to a Cards game if you're a fan of any other NFL team, it's awesome!
-This is the metropolitan area Richie Incognito picked to reside in.
-No one in Arizona gave a shit about the Cards until Kurt Warner and Fitz magically carried the team to the Super Bowl in 2009. Before that, everyone in Phoenix was either a Cowboys fan, Bears fan, or a fan of some other Midwestern hell-hole since everyone here is from somewhere over there anyway.
-Phoenix sports are the worst. Just look around at a game for any of the teams. People only go to the game to see their beloved <Insert east coast or midwest team>. Seriously I hear "let's go Yankees-Red Sox-Timberwolves-'6ers-Steelers-Bears" more than the home team. Games against the Buccaneers a couple of years ago were at least 70/30 – THE BUCCANEERS! We had more fans of theirs at our game then they have in their home stadium. It was a better home game for them! I'm sure most teams in the midwest celebrate when they see us on their schedule, "WE GET A BONUS GAME WHERE THE CROWD LOVES US!"
-I fucking hate cheering for this team as much as I hate living in Phoenix – a city mocked by Bobby Hill of all (fictional) people.
-Arizona is the cuckold fanbase. If you are ever wondering who we are playing just look in the crowd at all the road team jerseys. Even Leitch would agree. Ugh.
-Bruce Arians looks like Piggy from Lord of the Flies.
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Does anyone actually hate the Arizona Cardinals? There may not be a worse feeling as a fan than proclaiming yourselves "bitter rivals" with a team that could care less about your existence. In the Sun Devil Stadium Cardinal days of the 1990s, Arizona Cardinals fans called the Cowboys their rivals while playing in the NFC East. The Cowboys may have literally had 10 other teams they considered bigger rivals than the Cardinals at the time. Making matters worse, the Cardinals lost 13 straight games to their "rivals" between 1990 and 1997.
Flash-forward to the past decade of air-conditioned games in the inconveniently located dump of a city they call Glendale, and history is repeating itself with the Cardinals. Take a poll of Cardinal fans today and you'll find that our rival now is the 49ers. Once again, the hate isn't reciprocated as we aren't even on 49ers fans radars, who are more concerned with the Seattle Seahawks or Oakland Raiders. Oh yeah, the Cardinals are currently 1-9 in the last 5 years against their "rivals."
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I quite literally never saw a home game on TV until I moved to another state.
I don't understand how a team could double their win total from the previous season, finishing with 10 wins in a historically great division and still look like shit.
I own a Neil Rackers jersey because I am a contemptible human being.
-Good thing we built this stadium so we can battle with Miami and Dallas for the Super Bowl for the next 20 years, it will be the most competitive football related thing this state can produce.
-I've learned to accept the fact that they are pretty much the Jan Brady of NFL teams.
-Our team president happily sports the prison pussy facial hair look and acts like he worked his way up from jock washer to where he is today. Ya, has nothing to do with the fact that your bag of dicks dad is the owner.
-We have this drum line group that is supposed to entertain/pump up the crowd before the game. I would rather watch my parents in a porno than see these morons ever again.
-Every time we have a winning season, which is rare, the next season we epically shit the bed. Yet here is my dumbass again, all jazzed about our chances while trying to ignore the fact that our conference is stacked and we get to play Denver, San Diego, and Kansas City this year.
-Our stadium should be downtown and not in the spittoon disguised as a city, Glendale.
-Our fans are talking about being the first team is league history to host and play in the Super Bowl. I have a better chance of double teaming Kate Upton with a unicorn.
-There's nothing quite like going to a Cardinals game as a visiting fan... I mean it is literally one of the best experiences you'll ever have as a sports fan visiting another NFL city. I know for a fact that 9er fans take over when they're in town. It's literally a welcome mat for all other NFL teams and their fans. Go to a Cards game if you're a fan of any other NFL team, it's awesome!
-This is the metropolitan area Richie Incognito picked to reside in.
-No one in Arizona gave a shit about the Cards until Kurt Warner and Fitz magically carried the team to the Super Bowl in 2009. Before that, everyone in Phoenix was either a Cowboys fan, Bears fan, or a fan of some other Midwestern hell-hole since everyone here is from somewhere over there anyway.
-Phoenix sports are the worst. Just look around at a game for any of the teams. People only go to the game to see their beloved <Insert east coast or midwest team>. Seriously I hear "let's go Yankees-Red Sox-Timberwolves-'6ers-Steelers-Bears" more than the home team. Games against the Buccaneers a couple of years ago were at least 70/30 – THE BUCCANEERS! We had more fans of theirs at our game then they have in their home stadium. It was a better home game for them! I'm sure most teams in the midwest celebrate when they see us on their schedule, "WE GET A BONUS GAME WHERE THE CROWD LOVES US!"
-I fucking hate cheering for this team as much as I hate living in Phoenix – a city mocked by Bobby Hill of all (fictional) people.
-Arizona is the cuckold fanbase. If you are ever wondering who we are playing just look in the crowd at all the road team jerseys. Even Leitch would agree. Ugh.
-Bruce Arians looks like Piggy from Lord of the Flies.
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Does anyone actually hate the Arizona Cardinals? There may not be a worse feeling as a fan than proclaiming yourselves "bitter rivals" with a team that could care less about your existence. In the Sun Devil Stadium Cardinal days of the 1990s, Arizona Cardinals fans called the Cowboys their rivals while playing in the NFC East. The Cowboys may have literally had 10 other teams they considered bigger rivals than the Cardinals at the time. Making matters worse, the Cardinals lost 13 straight games to their "rivals" between 1990 and 1997.
Flash-forward to the past decade of air-conditioned games in the inconveniently located dump of a city they call Glendale, and history is repeating itself with the Cardinals. Take a poll of Cardinal fans today and you'll find that our rival now is the 49ers. Once again, the hate isn't reciprocated as we aren't even on 49ers fans radars, who are more concerned with the Seattle Seahawks or Oakland Raiders. Oh yeah, the Cardinals are currently 1-9 in the last 5 years against their "rivals."
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I quite literally never saw a home game on TV until I moved to another state.
I don't understand how a team could double their win total from the previous season, finishing with 10 wins in a historically great division and still look like shit.
I own a Neil Rackers jersey because I am a contemptible human being.
-Good thing we built this stadium so we can battle with Miami and Dallas for the Super Bowl for the next 20 years, it will be the most competitive football related thing this state can produce.
