krapperdouche "wins" twitter battle

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VegasRam

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True. You know what would have impressed me? Invite the guy to one of your study sessions and let him see what it is you *claim* to be doing. Like Vermeil did for that one fan a long time ago who turned in his season tickets over frustration. He brought the guy into the building and showed him the whole operation, as well as introducing him to the entire team as a representative of the fan base.

Did he ask for his tickets back? :huh:

Never heard that story - pretty cool.
 

Athos

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Okay, I couldn't help myself. My bad poetry just wrote itself.

And I couldn't help but post it on ESPN's page.

I call it: Ode' To KraperDouche.

Looky here,
Looky there,
Looky everywhere.

See him throw high
See him throw low
See him throw bullets
Ore' everyone's head.

He runs like a deer
And kisses the biceps
Of lasses everywhere.

He has abs of steel
And brains of goo.

If Superbowls
are what you desire,
Quick, look somewhere else
For here you won't find
A decent QB.

Just an angry manchild
Who whines with bile
While fiddling with thumbs
To decipher the covers
Of single high safety
From two man under.

The ball will sail.
His abs will jut,
A funny pose
Doth did he struck.

So sure he was
Of immaculate reception
Notice he didn't,
The fugly interception.

The screams go up
And he kisses his arm
Bathing in the glow
of tiny silver flashes.

It isn't until
His vision swims
With gold and blue
That the music in his ears
Surely aren't shouts
Of dear lovely cheers
But are something much worse
Because, my sweets,
The cheers you hear
And really blackhearted jeers.

A half hearted attempt at
Tackling he gives
Before being trucked
By the big nose tackle.

From the turf he watches
The fat man dance,
His belly jiggling,
His sweaty ass wiggling
Riding that ball
Like a good little dear.

The game is lost
The clock reads zero.

The hope is gone
His career be over,

Oh how they wish,
They had Alex Smith back
Instead of this pretender
With his fake ghetto accent.
 

ZigZagRam

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Kaepernick might be my least favorite player in the NFL.

His career is done. All he had going for him was Harbaugh.

This is going to be a fun meltdown to watch over the next few years.
 

Dodgersrf

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Okay, I couldn't help myself. My bad poetry just wrote itself.

And I couldn't help but post it on ESPN's page.

I call it: Ode' To KraperDouche.

Looky here,
Looky there,
Looky everywhere.

See him throw high
See him throw low
See him throw bullets
Ore' everyone's head.

He runs like a deer
And kisses the biceps
Of lasses everywhere.

He has abs of steel
And brains of goo.

If Superbowls
are what you desire,
Quick, look somewhere else
For here you won't find
A decent QB.

Just an angry manchild
Who whines with bile
While fiddling with thumbs
To decipher the covers
Of single high safety
From two man under.

The ball will sail.
His abs will jut,
A funny pose
Doth did he struck.

So sure he was
Of immaculate reception
Notice he didn't,
The fugly interception.

The screams go up
And he kisses his arm
Bathing in the glow
of tiny silver flashes.

It isn't until
His vision swims
With gold and blue
That the music in his ears
Surely aren't shouts
Of dear lovely cheers
But are something much worse
Because, my sweets,
The cheers you hear
And really blackhearted jeers.

A half hearted attempt at
Tackling he gives
Before being trucked
By the big nose tackle.

From the turf he watches
The fat man dance,
His belly jiggling,
His sweaty ass wiggling
Riding that ball
Like a good little dear.

The game is lost
The clock reads zero.

The hope is gone
His career be over,

Oh how they wish,
They had Alex Smith back
Instead of this pretender
With his fake ghetto accent.
Beautiful.
Brought a tear to my eye.
 

iced

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I'm half tempted to troll Kaepernick....

I laughed when he tried to make fun of him with 8 followers - as if that means anything.

If it were me I would have responded with "8 followers? thats still more than passes you complete a game"
 
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Warner4Prez

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Why would he retract it when every single media writer is applauding him for it?
Erin Andrews sending him twits saying "good for u" and others praising him for "standing up for athletes free speech" and his amazing wit (???) to "take down" this "troll" or "twitter jerk"...

All people are seeing it for what it is, but not media apparently -- I don't get it.
It's okay Bot. At the end of the day, it's still only ESPN. I'd still consider them a far cry from any true news source. I think MTV's Sway has more "news" 'cred than Erin Andrews.
 

fearsomefour

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The worst part is tweeting about how hard he is working....thats called your job.
Nothing says to me an athlete doesn't get it more than feeling to need how hard they are working at their game. The great ones (or the ones who really care) just work hard because that is the mode they are always in. Leave the "grinding" tweets to high school kids who think being sore equals working hard.
This guy is just a walking check list of d-baggery.
 

Dr C. Hill

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Doc
I am loving the fact that they backed up the truck for this insecure man-child. If my 8 year old had a twitter account, that is exactly how he would boast about his accomplishments. That is also how an 8 year old brain would respond to the slightest critique. Perhaps this guy is developmentally disabled? Or has the fact that he has been coddled his whole life made him a big baby?

Either way, this is high comedy! Enjoy the face of your franchise you stupid idiots! Also anyone who tells you how hard they working in any form of business isn't.
 

LosAngelesRams

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Everyone should follow the guy hes talking shit to and make him have more followers. Now that would be fucking hilarious.
 

Mackeyser

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Okay, I couldn't help myself. My bad poetry just wrote itself.

And I couldn't help but post it on ESPN's page.

I call it: Ode' To KraperDouche.

Looky here,
Looky there,
Looky everywhere.

See him throw high
See him throw low
See him throw bullets
Ore' everyone's head.

He runs like a deer
And kisses the biceps
Of lasses everywhere.

He has abs of steel
And brains of goo.

If Superbowls
are what you desire,
Quick, look somewhere else
For here you won't find
A decent QB.

Just an angry manchild
Who whines with bile
While fiddling with thumbs
To decipher the covers
Of single high safety
From two man under.

The ball will sail.
His abs will jut,
A funny pose
Doth did he struck.

So sure he was
Of immaculate reception
Notice he didn't,
The fugly interception.

The screams go up
And he kisses his arm
Bathing in the glow
of tiny silver flashes.

It isn't until
His vision swims
With gold and blue
That the music in his ears
Surely aren't shouts
Of dear lovely cheers
But are something much worse
Because, my sweets,
The cheers you hear
And really blackhearted jeers.

A half hearted attempt at
Tackling he gives
Before being trucked
By the big nose tackle.

From the turf he watches
The fat man dance,
His belly jiggling,
His sweaty ass wiggling
Riding that ball
Like a good little dear.

The game is lost
The clock reads zero.

The hope is gone
His career be over,

Oh how they wish,
They had Alex Smith back
Instead of this pretender
With his fake ghetto accent.

That is Vogon poetry at its finest!
 

CodeMonkey

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Okay, I couldn't help myself. My bad poetry just wrote itself.

And I couldn't help but post it on ESPN's page.

I call it: Ode' To KraperDouche.

Looky here,
Looky there,
Looky everywhere.

See him throw high
See him throw low
See him throw bullets
Ore' everyone's head.

He runs like a deer
And kisses the biceps
Of lasses everywhere.

He has abs of steel
And brains of goo.

If Superbowls
are what you desire,
Quick, look somewhere else
For here you won't find
A decent QB.

Just an angry manchild
Who whines with bile
While fiddling with thumbs
To decipher the covers
Of single high safety
From two man under.

The ball will sail.
His abs will jut,
A funny pose
Doth did he struck.

So sure he was
Of immaculate reception
Notice he didn't,
The fugly interception.

The screams go up
And he kisses his arm
Bathing in the glow
of tiny silver flashes.

It isn't until
His vision swims
With gold and blue
That the music in his ears
Surely aren't shouts
Of dear lovely cheers
But are something much worse
Because, my sweets,
The cheers you hear
And really blackhearted jeers.

A half hearted attempt at
Tackling he gives
Before being trucked
By the big nose tackle.

From the turf he watches
The fat man dance,
His belly jiggling,
His sweaty ass wiggling
Riding that ball
Like a good little dear.

The game is lost
The clock reads zero.

The hope is gone
His career be over,

Oh how they wish,
They had Alex Smith back
Instead of this pretender
With his fake ghetto accent.

Very Nice!!!! Thanks! :Snapping Fingers:

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RamsFan14

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Kaepernick doesn't "win" anything, just looks like a complete douche and moron. I haven't really seen anything to believe he's a real douche bag tell now, so I'm kind of done defending the guy. A lot of you guys were right in assessing him, he's got a lot of maturing to do! Don't no why I didn't see it earlier.
 

Memento

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Everyone should follow the guy hes talking crap to and make him have more followers. Now that would be freaking hilarious.

He apparently had more than five-hundred followers at the time of the article. He probably has at least two-thousand by now.
 

Fatbot

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Lost amid all the neanderthal "yeah Kap destroyed the troll" cheers, here is the first media response that is actually sane: http://www.cnet.com/news/nfl-qb-kaepernick-eviscerates-twitter-troll-or-does-he/

And one sane local columnist: http://www.pressdemocrat.com/sports/3553099-181/grant-cohn-49ers-colin-kaepernick?page=1

It may seem strange that this gets more negative local reaction than national, but consider tons of 49ers fans have already leaped off the bandwagon. Plus the local media is so angry over losing their precious Harbaugh, they are pretty negative right now.

Anyway if you can find any other sane articles that reflect the majority of people that think Krapperdouche is an idiot, feel free to link, but sadly they are hard to find in our sports media that loves him.
 

Amitar

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Amitar
And I have a front row seat (live in the Bay area) to watch this meltdown implosion of Dumperdink and the Whiners. It's so much fun to hear whiner fans whine in stores, the radio, at work. Next season is going to be a blast.
 

LazyWinker

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Colin Kaepernick is the only guy I know of that tweets his workouts that isn't an obnoxious thick woman.