Johnny Hekker, scones and afternoon tea

[Prime Time]

View: https://twitter.com/NFLUK/status/920977275440521216

 

[BadCompany]

He is such a dork.

(god, I love him!)

 

[Loyal]

Johnny Hekker is insanely talented as our punter. Dude is probably better than Ray Guy, the only HOF punter in Canton. Yet, you just get this feeling that he is the ultimate up close spectator getting all expenses paid and a multi-millionaire's salary to boot! Hopefully he is the guy that does the least of any player on the field because of all the TD's that Goff will throw....
Is there a better job in the NFL aside from the quality back up QB?

 

[thirteen28]

Not only the best punter in the NFL, but also the funniest and the biggest personality. I've never been so glad to have a certain punter on the team as I am with Hekker.

 

[HX76]

Afternoon tea is world class. Looks like he enjoyed himself.

 

[dieterbrock]

He shanks another 16 yard punt and he's outta here!!

 

[RamDino]

Hekker is truly special! I loved it when he knocked Micheal Bennett on his arse!!! - LOL

 

[99Balloons]

LOL! Hekker is a comedian and geek. "Just a dash...." "Raise the pinky, it's more classy". Hekker for MVP.

 

[Prime Time]

Have had lots of afternoon tea but never a scone. Apparently the always amusing Liam Gallagher of Oasis is a big fan of scones.
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http://www.cnn.com/travel/article/in-flight-celeb-drama/index.html

Liam Gallagher: Most epic and absolutely reasonable in-flight meltdown

A lesson in true rock star behavior: in 1998, Cathay Pacific banned Oasis croaker Liam Gallagher for life from the airline, after the hard-to-please front man allegedly kicked up a fuss over a scone.

During a flight from Hong Kong to Perth, Gallagher began his scone rage.

Some reports said it was the shape of the scone that upset the testy Oasis vocalist. Others claimed that the snarly 1990s icon and Q Magazine obsession became anti-social after he was refused a flaky treat.

Many reports had him threatening the pilot with his baked good, possibly after he buttered it.

Passengers complained that Oasis band members refused to stop smoking, threw objects at people and swore at flight attendants.

 

[LesBaker]

Have had lots of afternoon tea but never a scone. Apparently the always amusing Liam Gallagher of Oasis is a big fan of scones.
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http://www.cnn.com/travel/article/in-flight-celeb-drama/index.html

Liam Gallagher: Most epic and absolutely reasonable in-flight meltdown

A lesson in true rock star behavior: in 1998, Cathay Pacific banned Oasis croaker Liam Gallagher for life from the airline, after the hard-to-please front man allegedly kicked up a fuss over a scone.

During a flight from Hong Kong to Perth, Gallagher began his scone rage.

Some reports said it was the shape of the scone that upset the testy Oasis vocalist. Others claimed that the snarly 1990s icon and Q Magazine obsession became anti-social after he was refused a flaky treat.

Many reports had him threatening the pilot with his baked good, possibly after he buttered it.

Passengers complained that Oasis band members refused to stop smoking, threw objects at people and swore at flight attendants.

Maybe they should take away his Grammy Awards........ohwaitnevermindtheynevergotonebecausetheysuck

 

[yrba1]

He shanks another 16 yard punt and he's outta here!!

The only time he ever shanked a punt with us was his rookie year in 2012 against the Cards; at least that's what I recall

 

[Ken]

What a life! I think Johnny is my favorite Rams player.

 

[Rmfnlt]

I'm just glad he's no longer the nest player on our team!

 

[RamFan503]

Eh... scones. A slightly sweet piece of dry crusty bread. Not a fan.

 

[Farr Be It]

Eh... scones. A slightly sweet piece of dry crusty bread. Not a fan.

Soooo.... I couldn't interest you in a lovely JELLY filled scone?

 

[RamFan503]

Soooo.... I couldn't interest you in a lovely JELLY filled scone?

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Nope. And that is jam. Get a clue.

This might work though.

 

[HX76]

Jelly? Fucking jelly? Are you taking the piss?! That's jam not jelly. Jelly wobbles and is not put on a scone.

 

[Farr Be It]

Nope. And that is jam. Get a clue.

This might work though.

Must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like this....

 

[-X-]

I nominate @Johnny Hekker as NFL ambassador to the world.

 

[Selassie I]

I nominate @Johnny Hekker as NFL ambassador to the world.

DILLY DILLY