Jerry Jones - The Leo Tolstoy of our time

[bluecoconuts]

"I asked him where he got his strength when he was 16 years old, he had his uncle down, about to kill him, choked him. He was a big boy, that uncle. And I said, ‘I don’t feel that when I’m rasslin with you.’ He said, ‘Well, you don’t squeeze your daddy as hard as you can.’ The point is, I’m going to miss a little of that punching around at the table as we’re conducting this draft." - Jerry Jones on the 2020 NFL draft.

Jerry Jones will draft at home alone, with no one to stop him - ProFootballTalk

When the Cowboys’ football staff is gathered together in one draft room, owner and General Manager Jerry Jones has final say — but sometimes Jones would get talked out of making a splashy move, most famously when his son Stephen Jones convinced him to draft guard Zack Martin instead of...

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[Selassie I]

Ole Sarcophagus Face makes me laugh.

Hopefully he will fuck something up bigtime for the cowgirls since he won't have his genius group of "hired help" surrounding him to guide him through the draft picking.

 

[RamsSince1969]

"Like circumcising a maskeeeetor". Jerry Jones random quote.

 

[Merlin]

IMO when you're the owner and taking care of things at that level it's going to spill over to your actual team building decisions which is not always a good thing and is why you don't see successful owner/GMs. But if he were to hand the reigns to his son, now, that might help him out. Because his son seems to have good football instincts.

But who am I kidding. Cowboys are his play toy. He's gonna have to be dead for his son to run things lol.