I got my arse whooped this weekend :(

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My 19 year old nephew came up to RI for the week to get some beach/bikini watching time in before he starts college in a few weeks. Plus he has a brand new Jeep he wanted to cruise around and be seen in LOL.

Anyway, since he got here Weds, We played 27 holes of golf, went kayaking for about 5 hours, rented jet skis for a few hours,tried paddle boarding (only because the instructor was smokin) and pretty much got a good case of sunburn from playing some beach volleyball/football etc.


And to top it off took part in a 4 mile road race this morning for charity.


I feel like I got hit by a bus
 

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Well....I'm disappointed, I was hoping that this lead to a story about you getting your ass beat...I love a good ass beatin story lol.
 

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Yeah but in three days when you recover your going to feel great!!!

Nice work man..........
 

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haha...called his house to talk to my sister, and she asked what we did this weekend, because he hasn't moved off the couch since he got home 5 hours ago !!
 

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I'm tired just from reading that.
 

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Ha... welcome to my world.

I've got a 21 year old in college who works out like a madman and looks like Tarzan. He's here on the weekends.

My 17 year old twins have more testosterone than a Bull Elephant.

They are constantly testing me and each other. Constantly.
 

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Ha... welcome to my world.

I've got a 21 year old in college who works out like a madman and looks like Tarzan. He's here on the weekends.

My 17 year old twins have more testosterone than a Bull Elephant.

They are constantly testing me and each other. Constantly.

Easy problem to solve. Get a cattle prod........ (y)
 

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Ha... welcome to my world.

I've got a 21 year old in college who works out like a madman and looks like Tarzan. He's here on the weekends.

My 17 year old twins have more testosterone than a Bull Elephant.

They are constantly testing me and each other. Constantly.

About 7 years ago I teased a friend who had all boys about the fact he had to deal with all that testosterone - well he responded by saying "I just have to worry about three dicks, but you with your daughter have to worry about all of them"

That freaked me out

Well now all these years later my daughter -16- who I've homeschooled since she was nine has grown up to be a stunning young lady and an even cooler person - but these facts aren't lost on young dudes like your boys!

Well right now she is now being courted by a kid from Australia who looks like some Greek Sculpture who plays rugby and is currently being scouted by Ohio State to play linebacker

I not only hate Ohio state but this kid can whoop my ass

Happy that quality guys are after her but do they have to be so superior to me???
 

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I've been hit by that same bus several times
 

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About 7 years ago I teased a friend who had all boys about the fact he had to deal with all that testosterone - well he responded by saying "I just have to worry about three dicks, but you with your daughter have to worry about all of them"

That freaked me out

Well now all these years later my daughter -16- who I've homeschooled since she was nine has grown up to be a stunning young lady and an even cooler person - but these facts aren't lost on young dudes like your boys!

Well right now she is now being courted by a kid from Australia who looks like some Greek Sculpture who plays rugby and is currently being scouted by Ohio State to play linebacker

I not only hate Ohio state but this kid can whoop my ass

Happy that quality guys are after her but do they have to be so superior to me???


I couldn't handle that. No way.

God Bless You Brudda
 

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Well right now she is now being courted by a kid from Australia who looks like some Greek Sculpture who plays rugby and is currently being scouted by Ohio State to play linebacker
Where in Australia did this young bloke live? I spent 12yrs down under, and the blokes have an entirely different perspective on how to treat a shiela than us Yanks do. In all seriousness, I'd make sure your daughter proceeds slowly and carefully. On the other hand, my daughter is married to one, and he and his family are top people.
 

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Where in Australia did this young bloke live? I spent 12yrs down under, and the blokes have an entirely different perspective on how to treat a shiela than us Yanks do. In all seriousness, I'd make sure your daughter proceeds slowly and carefully. On the other hand, my daughter is married to one, and he and his family are top people.

I hear ya!!
He comes from Perth
Sharks and men that die running the bulls in Pamplona are the only things good to come out of Western Australia haha
But seriously
I'd give her that advice but she is a stone cold killer so I just sit back as she destroys young men's hearts
She's just like her mom so she should manage alright - the slow play is her deal

I am also fully locked and loaded here in case I need to give him a little taste of Texas (n)
 

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I'd give her that advice but she is a stone cold killer so I just sit back as she destroys young men's hearts
I've got one of those as well, but mine is still a toddler. It's going to be fun/painful watching her do her thing on young boys/men :)

Hope all works out on your end. And if you need to give that little Aussie a taste of Texas, let me know how it works out :)