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Discussion in 'RAMS - NFL TALK' started by -X-, Jun 2, 2014.

  1. -X- Not into the whole brevity thing.

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    Get in here.

    Lots of guests online at any given time, but we'd like to see some of you in here posting too.
    Register. Sign in. Post.

    We won't bite.

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  2. ChrisW Well-Known Member

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    Come on guys, you can't lose @PhxRam 's Raffles by standing in the shadows.
     
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  3. NJRamsFan Cocaine Cowboy

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  4. The Rammer ESPN Draft Guru

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  5. CGI_Ram Hamburger Connoisseur

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    You've been on other boards...

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  6. Rams and Gators Well-Known Member Pit Boss

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    Isn't it worth posting just to tell me to stop posting awful music?
     
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  7. den-the-coach Well-Known Member

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    On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for the night.

    There she stood in the doorway;
    I heard the mission bell
    And I was thinking to myself
    'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
    Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
    There were voices down the corridor,
    I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    Plenty of room at the Hotel California
    Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here

    Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes benz
    She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
    How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
    Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

    So I called up the Captain,
    'Please bring me my wine'
    He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say"

    Welcome to the Hotel California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    They livin' it up at the Hotel California
    What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis

    Mirrors on the ceiling,
    The pink champagne on ice
    And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
    And in the master's chambers,
    They gathered for the feast
    They stab it with their steely knives,
    But they just can't kill the beast

    Last thing I remember, I was
    Running for the door
    I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
    'Relax' said the night man,
    'We are programmed to receive.
    You can check out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!'

    On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for the night.

    There she stood in the doorway;
    I heard the mission bell
    And I was thinking to myself
    'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
    Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
    There were voices down the corridor,
    I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    Plenty of room at the Hotel California
    Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here

    Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes benz
    She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
    How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
    Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

    So I called up the Captain,
    'Please bring me my wine'
    He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say"

    Welcome to the Hotel California
    Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
    Such a lovely face.
    They livin' it up at the Hotel California
    What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis

    Mirrors on the ceiling,
    The pink champagne on ice
    And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
    And in the master's chambers,
    They gathered for the feast
    They stab it with their steely knives,
    But they just can't kill the beast

    Last thing I remember, I was
    Running for the door
    I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
    'Relax' said the night man,
    'We are programmed to receive.
    You can check out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!'

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  8. shaunpinney Well-Known Member

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    I though our song was...

    Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
    Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
    Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
    Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
    Hayla, hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh-ho,
    Hayla, hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh.
    Shally wally, shally wally, shally wally, shally wally
    Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah

     
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  9. Selassie I H. I. M.

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    Come Bless the chalice with us...


     
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  10. Elmgrovegnome Well-Known Member

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    Keep posting these awful songs and you're liable to chase some of us away, including me!
     
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  11. DaveFan'51 Well-Known Member

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    It's always nice to start out the day with Giggles!!
     
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  12. RamsSince1969 Well-Known Member

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    Also, you don't want the Rams to open up the season totally kicking ass (and they will) and then join, because then, you would look like a Cowboys Fan.
     
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  13. BigRamFan Living the life Jimmy Buffett only sang about.

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    Yes, it is! Help us out lurkers, @Rams and Gators musical taste suuucccckkkkkssss!!!!
     
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  14. Rams and Gators Well-Known Member Pit Boss

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  15. Dieter the Brock SON OF JEN-ORIS

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    did someone say bad songs?

     
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  16. ZigZagRam Well-Known Member

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  17. 69superbowl Member

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    Den-the... "Colitas." Freaking colitas. I've misunderstood that GD line my entire life. Thanks for the lyric. Wow.
     
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  18. Dieter the Brock SON OF JEN-ORIS

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    me too, what the heck is Colitas.... I thought it was Golita the city right up the coast.....
     
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  19. -X- Not into the whole brevity thing.

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    I've heard it means "little tails" or "little buds" They're talking about weed.

    According to Irving Azoff (Eagles management):

    "During the writing of the song 'Hotel California,' by Don Henley and Glenn Frey, the word 'colitas' was improperly translated (Colas) for them by their Mexican-American road manager as 'little buds.'
     
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  20. nighttrain Well-Known Member

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    California Department of Corrections :)
    train
     
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