Happy Birthday to our Franchise Signal Caller

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Florida_Ram

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Jared Thomas Goff "Franchise Quarterback of the LA Rams"
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Just a couple more games young Jared Goff and then it will be your turn to lead the Rams to victories.

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Man, to be 22 again. Hang in there young buck. This team will be yours soon, and hopefully for the next 17 or so years also!!
 

shaunpinney

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Man, he's still very young - Wentz is almost 24 - puts things into perspective a bit.

Have a great birthday JG16!!
 

Elmgrovegnome

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So d does this mean that Fisher will stop using the excuse that he is only 21, as a reason not to play him?
 

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No way! Today is my girlfriends birthday too. This changes everything. EV-RE-THING! I'm not sure how or why but I had NO idea that her birthday is the same as Jared Goff's. My mind is blown. BLOWN I say! WOW! That is some kind of cosmic coincidence! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, what does this mean??????



Ummm...now that I think about it, I guess it's not that big of a deal. Oh well, happy birthday Jared and Lacey!
 

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No thanks. Getting alcohol poisoning once is enough for me.
Shoot, that was age 18 for me. Worst 4 days of my life. Seriously. Almost died from that shit.....
 

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Shoot, that was age 18 for me. Worst 4 days of my life. Seriously. Almost died from that crap.....
Me too.

Pro-tip. When you see people on TV downing a half-bottle of whiskey in one shot, there's tea in there.
Don't try that shit at home. lol.
 

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Shoot, that was age 18 for me. Worst 4 days of my life. Seriously. Almost died from that crap.....
Me too, worst day of my life. Pretty sure I was 17, that mistake started Saturday night and if I remember I wasn't feeling even close to right again until Friday.
 

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Surf caravan to Santa Rosa Beach, Mexico, Drank a shit load of tequila trying to be the first to get the worm. Puked all the way back to Carson. Sick for 4 days. To this day, if I get a wiff of tequila my gorge starts o rise.
 

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Me too, worst day of my life. Pretty sure I was 17, that mistake started Saturday night and if I remember I wasn't feeling even close to right again until Friday.
Yeah man. Here's my long winded story:

We got to the beach Friday night late and tried to make up for lost time. We all passed around a few bottles of cheap rum (Ron Pablo you son of a bitch!!) and yours truly drank a shit ton of it. I woke up the next morning feeling fine (drunk) and proceeded to make a steak(um) and cheese sub for breakfast when I started getting nauseous. Hmm...not good.

So I go and heave up last nights toxic remnants in all their glory and feel much better......for like 10 minutes. Uh oh, the nausea is back. Back to the porcelain God I go. Rinse repeat. Flash forward to Tuesday morning. I had been throwing up now for 3+ days, yet hadn't eaten a ting. I was just heaving up what water I was able to get down. So I finally go to the walk in at the beach and the doc tells me I am an asshole (true story) and that I was lucky to be alive. He prescribed me some weird green liquid that I was to mix with Maalox or something. Didn't work. Couldn't keep THAT down.

The next day I had a friend drive me back home (in my car mind you) so I could die in peace at my girlfriends house, haha. When I get there, she takes one look at me and started bawling. I had lost probably 15 pounds already and looked like I had already kicked off this planet. I would have cried too, but I didn't have the liquid in me to make a tear, lolz.

So I limp down to her bedroom in the basement and crash down on the couch. She asks me if I want a bong hit. "You're damn right I do" I said. "Anything to make easing into the afterlife a little bit easier". So she packs me a HUGE ol' bowl of Humboldt's finest and I draw it in deep. Within 5 minutes, the nausea is gone. Within 15 minutes I am STARVING. Within an hour I have destroyed an order of pan fried noodles from our fave Asian joint. I am cured.

This was my first experience using marijuana medicinally instead of for fun and I swear it saved my life. In conclusion, I would like to present the moral(s) of this long and boring story:

Don't drink your body weight in liquor :death:(especially cheap stuff), but if you do....make sure you have some good herb to bail yo ass out!! :pillowfight:
 

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What's weird for me...

When Goff does finally get his 1st start... I'll have a son older than the starting QB for the Rams.

:homercrawl:
 

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Jared: "For my birthday, I want the steering wheel for the U.S.S. Horns, Coach!!!"

Fish: "Er, are you familiar with the term, 'delayed gratification?'"

Jared: ""No, but I'm getting all too familiar with the term, 'premature frustration.'"
 

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What's weird for me...

When Goff does finally get his 1st start... I'll have a son older than the starting QB for the Rams.

:homercrawl:
From the other side, sometimes I can't wrap my head around being older then Todd Gurley, Jared Goff and a bunch of other guys. And I'm only 24. I still feel like I'm 18.
 

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Another Jared Goff thread.......

Ohhh it's just a Happy Birthday thread!?

Happy Birthday Jared!
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Jared Thomas Goff "Franchise Quarterback of the LA Rams"
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Just a couple more games young Jared Goff and then it will be your turn to lead the Rams to victories.

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Welllll .... One of our great Football Minds here at ROD (@-X- by name) did, IF my mind serves me well, Predict at the beginning of the Season that Goff would start around Week #7, So this^ would fit your Theory!(y);)

" Happy Birthday Jared! AH! To be 22 again and know what I know now!!":mrburnsevil:
 

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Happy Birthday Jared! Looking forward to watching you lead our team for many years.

And for the record, I'd go back to 30 in a heartbeat. 22? Not so much.