Happy Birthday to, a ROD Legend

[DaveFan'51]

I want to be the 1st to wish a ROD Legend ( If only in his own mind!) a Happy Birthday!
But before I give you his name, let me list a few of his wonderful qualities!!
* He has been a prolific op write! and has amazing flare!
* He is Loved by one and all!
* He never misses a day here, unless he's Ill!
* His Historical mind, when it come to the Rams past, is above reproach!
* People here at ROD can't get enough of him!
* Women Love him, Men envy Him!
* His Record at the ROD Sportsbook for $$$$ Won in a Single Season will NEVER be Broken!

* I don't know weather We should Throw him A Birthday Party or Have a 1st annual ROD Roast-Him!!?! WHAT DO YOU THINK!?

OK! Who is this God among Men!!?!

Yes! It's me!!! 73 years Young, and (Today at least!) I feel 26 again!! ( one of my best Years!

 

[RamBall]

Happy birthday @DaveFan'51!
Pretty brave to consider a Roast with this bunch. But I guess at 73 youve seen worse things than being Roasted by friends.

 

[cvramsfan]

Happy Birthday your contribution to ROD is invaluable. The RAMS will give you a late b-day gift by stomping the whiners. and a really late gift with a deep playoff run!

 

[DaveFan'51]

Happy birthday @DaveFan'51!
Pretty brave to consider a Roast with this bunch. But I guess at 73 youve seen worse things than being Roasted by friends.

I'm a Marine Corps War Vet! IF I can handle Boot-Camp, I can Handle a "Roast By ROD"!! The idea of a Roast was a Dare! The Dare stands!!

 

[Prime Time]

Did you mean legend?

 

[RamBall]

Did you mean legend?

I just assumed he did.

 

[DaveFan'51]

Did you mean legend?

Aw shit! yes I did!! Can you fix it for me prime!?! The Old guy screwed up again!

 

[DaveFan'51]

Thanks @Prime Time !! I owe you one Big time!!

 

[Dodgersrf]

Happy birthday Dave.
You share the same birthday as my son and daughter. they both turn 6 today.

 

[DaveFan'51]

Happy birthday Dave.
You share the same birthday as my son and daughter. they both turn 6 today.

Well I'll be damned!! Lucky you! Twins!? I'm a twin, my brother passed away some years ago. We fought like cats and dogs, but no one better fuck with us!
Twins have a very special bond!! They can be thousands of miles apart and know when the other is in trouble! At least it was that way with my brother and I!! Wish you kids a happy birth for me!!

 

[Farr Be It]

Happy birthday Dave.
You share the same birthday as my son and daughter. they both turn 6 today.

What a coincidence!! Happy birthday to the kiddos too.

Dave, happy birthday Ram brother.

Dave isn't that old:

• There are a few protected Redwood trees here in Nor Cal older than Dave.
• Dave fought off the British forces while serving in the Marines.
• Daves love for the Rams dates back to the move...from Cleveland
• Daves granddaughter loves him so much. But she did ask her mom, "Why does grampa wear diapers? I think it's time for potty training."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!

 

[Boston Ram]

Happy Birthday Dave and yes women want to be with you and men want to be you!

 

[Dodgersrf]

Well I'll be damned!! Lucky you! Twins!? I'm a twin, my brother passed away some years ago. We fought like cats and dogs, but no one better freak with us!
Twins have a very special bond!! They can be thousands of miles apart and know when the other is in trouble! At least it was that way with my brother and I!! Wish you kids a happy birth for me!!

Thank you Dave.
They are very close. Not only am I blessed to have a healthy girl and boy, I'm fortunate that they really enjoy being together.

 

[-X-]

Happy Birthday Dave and yes men want to be with you and women want to be you!

Fixed it for you.
(you sure you wanna be roasted, Dave?)

 

[DaveFan'51]

Fixed it for you.
(you sure you wanna be roasted, Dave?)

Bring it on Bro!! Shoot you best shot!! I have a Rum and Coke in my hand as we speak, So, I'm like a duck, I don't give a Fuck, If there aint no water, I'll walk!!
OH Yah! ...

 

[Dodgersrf]

Dave as a young child playing with the family pet.

 

[-X-]

Bring it on Bro!! Shoot you best shot!! I have a Rum and Coke in my hand as we speak, So, I'm like a duck, I don't give a freak, If there aint no water, I'll walk!!
OH Yah! ...

Well, okay then.

I'm about to slam some eggplant parmigiana right now, but when I'm done I'll come back here and roast the ever lovin' shit out of you. It should take me about 20 minutes until I'm done eating, so you can take one of your patented naps in the meantime. Just try not to sit on your balls again when you plop into the La-z-boy.

 

[DaveFan'51]

Well, okay then.

I'm about to slam some eggplant parmigiana right now, but when I'm done I'll come back here and roast the ever lovin' crap out of you. It should take me about 20 minutes until I'm done eating, so you can take one of your patented naps in the meantime. Just try not to sit on your balls again when you plop into the La-z-boy.

I think I'm prepared for you. But we'll see! Go for it my bro! I can take it!! Don't let the Eggplant give you Gas!

 

[Selassie I]

I just got this video sent to me from an anonymous number from the So Cal area. The number may be a mystery... but there is no doubt about our Boi Dave being the star of this.

Make sure to catch this at around the 3:55 mark... Dave gets these ladies HOT.

 

[RamFan503]

Happy Birthday Dave. I'm typing this post in bold and larger print for obvious reasons. I'd roast you but you are so damn old it just wouldn't be fair. I wouldn't want to get you all worked up. Of course that would be the first time your wife heard heavy breathing in years. Didn't she just install mirrors in your bedroom? Right above your pillow?

It's funny too. I was thinking about you the other day. Not sure why. I was just touring the Mummies of the World exhibit and you came to mind.

Some of the guys here were talking about getting you a cake but the candles would cost too much. I suggested the ole cop out to just put one on the cake...... and start a sports bet on how many tries it takes you to blow it out. Side bet is where your dentures end up.

But don't let your age get you down. You may not be able to get back up. But seriously Dave. You still got it. Nobody wants to see it anymore but....

Cheers my old as fuck friend.