FINALLY FOOTBALL WEEK

[RamFan503]

Quack QUACK QUACK Just sayin' :mrgreen:

Oh, you're the team with all the "QUACKY" uniforms. OSU (Oklahoma State) has new uniforms this year, 48 different combinations. We Sooners say, "if you can't play football, go for the pretty uniforms".

I do hope you LAY it on LSU in Cowboys Stadium Saturday.

Go Sam!!! Go Rams!!! Go Sooners!!!

Yeah - the Ducks are the ones with the incredible uniforms. Y'know, the ones playing in the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP game back in January. Huh. Looks like they can style AND play football. Bye the way, might want to warm to those unis. They are Nike creations and we all know who is taking over the uniform designs for the NFL next year.

 

[RamFan503]

BTW, do alum get flak jackets too? I mean you have events at the demilitarized zone........errr sorry....campus, right?

Man... no doubt. My son wanted to go there so I showed him where it was actually located. Nothing ever really seems to happen on campus but step one foot off? No thanks.

Gotta say though. Two of my cousins and two of my uncles graduated from USC. They are wildly successful.

My nephew played football for (briefly before injuring his neck) and graduated from UCLA and is a prep cook.

Anecdotal I know but..... just sayin'

In keeping with the fun...

Things you will never hear a UCLA graduate say:

I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Nope, no more for me. I’m driving tonight.
Let’s go to the museum.
I have reviewed your application.

Why do UCLA graduates like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What does a UCLA football player get on his SAT?
Drool

Why is the UCLA football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What are the longest three years of a UCLA football player’s life?
His freshman year.

Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
UCLA. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

 

[superfan24]

Quack QUACK QUACK Just sayin' :mrgreen:

Oh, you're the team with all the "QUACKY" uniforms. OSU (Oklahoma State) has new uniforms this year, 48 different combinations. We Sooners say, "if you can't play football, go for the pretty uniforms".

I do hope you LAY it on LSU in Cowboys Stadium Saturday.

Go Sam!!! Go Rams!!! Go Sooners!!!

Yeah - the Ducks are the ones with the incredible uniforms. Y'know, the ones playing in the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP game back in January. Huh. Looks like they can style AND play football. Bye the way, might want to warm to those unis. They are Nike creations and we all know who is taking over the uniform designs for the NFL next year.

Those uni's are pretty damn cool, but not much can beat the gold helmets :razzed:

 

[superfan24]

BTW, do alum get flak jackets too? I mean you have events at the demilitarized zone........errr sorry....campus, right?

Man... no doubt. My son wanted to go there so I showed him where it was actually located. Nothing ever really seems to happen on campus but step one foot off? No thanks.

Gotta say though. Two of my cousins and two of my uncles graduated from USC. They are wildly successful.

My nephew played football for (briefly before injuring his neck) and graduated from UCLA and is a prep cook.

Anecdotal I know but..... just sayin'

In keeping with the fun...

Things you will never hear a UCLA graduate say:

I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Nope, no more for me. I’m driving tonight.
Let’s go to the museum.
I have reviewed your application.

Why do UCLA graduates like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What does a UCLA football player get on his SAT?
Drool

Why is the UCLA football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What are the longest three years of a UCLA football player’s life?
His freshman year.

Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
UCLA. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

:rofl: that last one was good....

 

[RamsFan4Life]

Too funny :sly:

I had never heard the OJ one.

Instant classic!

 

[RamFan503]

Quack QUACK QUACK Just sayin' :mrgreen:

Oh, you're the team with all the "QUACKY" uniforms. OSU (Oklahoma State) has new uniforms this year, 48 different combinations. We Sooners say, "if you can't play football, go for the pretty uniforms".

I do hope you LAY it on LSU in Cowboys Stadium Saturday.

Go Sam!!! Go Rams!!! Go Sooners!!!

Yeah - the Ducks are the ones with the incredible uniforms. Y'know, the ones playing in the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP game back in January. Huh. Looks like they can style AND play football. Bye the way, might want to warm to those unis. They are Nike creations and we all know who is taking over the uniform designs for the NFL next year.

Those uni's are pretty damn cool, but not much can beat the gold helmets :razzed:

Funny. I thought EVERYONE beat the gold helmets. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ha! I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress before you leave.

 

[DR RAM]

Just in case you haven't heard any of these gems in a while......

What do you call a USC grad in a 3 piece suit?

The defendant.


Why do some of the top USC grads choose USC over UCLA?

It's easier to spell.


How do you get an SC grad off yer porch?

Pay him for the pizza.....



How does an SC grad commonly greet a UCLA grad?

Welcome to McDonalds Sir.....may I take your order?



What's the diff between SC fans and puppies?

At some point the puppies will STOP WHINING.....



How many USC freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero....that's a sophomore class.




I wouldn't root for USC if they were playing Iran......... :neener:

I'm a bigtime UCLA fan.

 

[RamFan503]

Just in case you haven't heard any of these gems in a while......

What do you call a USC grad in a 3 piece suit?

The defendant.


Why do some of the top USC grads choose USC over UCLA?

It's easier to spell.


How do you get an SC grad off yer porch?

Pay him for the pizza.....



How does an SC grad commonly greet a UCLA grad?

Welcome to McDonalds Sir.....may I take your order?



What's the diff between SC fans and puppies?

At some point the puppies will STOP WHINING.....



How many USC freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero....that's a sophomore class.




I wouldn't root for USC if they were playing Iran......... :neener:

I'm a bigtime UCLA fan.

You are talking basketball.... Right? :7up: