LEGEND Dumbass of the Day

[Selassie I]

I thought you were Hawaiian born.

Nope... I was born right here in Orlando... as were both of my parents. Moved over to the 808 right before I started 1st grade.... made it back to the Mainland in time for HS.

My social security # is Hawaiian though which is kinda cool. It has thrown people off in the past... they thought that I was lying about the #.

 

[snackdaddy]

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Police: Man drove stolen car to court for stolen car charge

http://nbc4i.com/2018/03/08/police-man-drove-stolen-car-to-court-for-stolen-car-charge/

Funny story from work. I worked for 20 years at a women's prison in Central Ca. I'm retired now. One of my inmate workers told me her and her boyfriend used to steal from mailboxes and passed stolen checks. Her boyfriend was arrested for an unrelated offense and she went to the jailhouse to post his bail. She actually used one of the stolen checks. Needless to say they escorted her to the women's side of the jail for an extended stay. True story.

 

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Ontario Canada checks in with their own dumbass.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/03/07/voodoo-dolls-bosses-improve-staff-morale-study-finds/

Voodoo dolls of bosses improve staff morale, study finds
Sarah Knapton

CREDIT: MARTIN POPE

Allowing disgruntled staff to stab voodoo dolls of their boss could help them feel less resentful and improve the quality of their work, a new study has suggested.

But rather than allowing staff to brood over their mistreatment, which can be detrimental to work, business experts have suggested they should be allowed to take out their anger on voodoo dolls.

A study of 229 workers in the US and Canada found that engaging in ‘symbolic retaliation’ lowered feelings of injustice by one third.

Assistant Professor Dr Lindie Liang, of Lazaridis School of Business and Economics at Wilfrid Laurier University in Ontario Canada said voodoo dolls could help staff

“As weird as it sounds, yes,” she said “We found a simple and harmless symbolic act of retaliation can make people feel like they're getting even and restoring their sense of fairness."

The participants in the study used an online voodoo doll program created by Dumb.com, which allows users to name the effigy after their boss, and sticking it with pins, burn it with a candle, and pinch it with pliers.

 

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...lden-arches-oregon-mcdonald-article-1.3894128

Angry customer attacks golden arches at Oregon McDonald’s
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

DOUGLAS COUNTY JAIL

Police say a 37-year-old man was far from lovin’ it when workers at a McDonald’s restaurant in Oregon refused to make him 30 double cheeseburgers and tried to destroy the golden arches.

The News-Review reports that police arrested Jedediah Ezekiel Fulton on March 16 on suspicion of second-degree disorderly conduct, second-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief and harassment.

Authorities say Fulton became upset when the fast food restaurant in the western Oregon town of Sutherlin declined to make his order. Police say he destroyed a banner and then attacked the arches.

The Sutherlin Police Department says he also grabbed a person’s shirt and that a witness afraid for that person’s life pulled out a gun.

 

[RamBall]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...lden-arches-oregon-mcdonald-article-1.3894128

Angry customer attacks golden arches at Oregon McDonald’s
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

DOUGLAS COUNTY JAIL

Police say a 37-year-old man was far from lovin’ it when workers at a McDonald’s restaurant in Oregon refused to make him 30 double cheeseburgers and tried to destroy the golden arches.

The News-Review reports that police arrested Jedediah Ezekiel Fulton on March 16 on suspicion of second-degree disorderly conduct, second-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief and harassment.

Authorities say Fulton became upset when the fast food restaurant in the western Oregon town of Sutherlin declined to make his order. Police say he destroyed a banner and then attacked the arches.

The Sutherlin Police Department says he also grabbed a person’s shirt and that a witness afraid for that person’s life pulled out a gun.

Did they say a witness pulled out a gun? They didnt say anything about how many people that gun killed, must not be mainstream media.

 

[LesBaker]

Jedediah Ezekiel Fulton

With a name like that you KNOW he is inbred.

 

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http://myfox8.com/2018/03/27/woman-arrested-for-making-lewd-comments-to-easter-bunny/

Woman arrested for making lewd comments to Easter Bunny
BY WEB STAFF

ABC11 Raleigh-Durham

MANSFIELD, Ohio -- A 54-year-old Ohio woman was arrested Saturday afternoon for allegedly making lewd comments to an Easter Bunny at a carousel park, WJW reports.

According to Mansfield police, LaDonna Hughett appeared to be drunk when she made the comments to the Easter Bunny while having her picture taken with it at the Richland Carrousel Park. She then began riding the carousel.

Hughett's speech was reportedly slurred, her eyes were bloodshot and her breath smelled of alcohol.

She was arrested and charged with drunkenness.

Yes your honor, she called me an ***hole and made me cry.

 

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Video at the link.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5566561/Dart-flies-drunk-mans-head-dare.html

Bullseye! Shocking moment drunk man dares his friend to throw a dart at his hand - only for it to hit his FOREHEAD
By ANNETA KONSTANTINIDES FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

A drunk dare got dangerous after a dart flew into one Ohio man's head.

The man, from Athens, dared his drunk friend to throw a dart at the board while he covered the bullseye with his hand.

But it wasn't his fingers the man needed to be worried about.

That's because the dart missed the board entirely, and flew right into the man's forehead.

'It's in his head!' someone exclaims as the person filming the dare bursts into giggles.

'It's in your forehead!' the friend screams again.

But the man seems unfazed by the dart in his forehead and just stares back at his friend, completely calm.

'Take it out of your forehead!' someone screams as one friend goes up to the man and swiftly pull the dart out.

The man was unharmed by the dart.

And his hilarious video has since gone viral, racking up more than 23,000 views on social media in 24 hours.

 

[Farr Be It]

April Fools investors!! Yuck Yuck. Tesla didn't Really go bankrupt. I got you so good!

 

[RamFan503]

Video at the link.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5566561/Dart-flies-drunk-mans-head-dare.html

Bullseye! Shocking moment drunk man dares his friend to throw a dart at his hand - only for it to hit his FOREHEAD
By ANNETA KONSTANTINIDES FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

A drunk dare got dangerous after a dart flew into one Ohio man's head.

The man, from Athens, dared his drunk friend to throw a dart at the board while he covered the bullseye with his hand.

But it wasn't his fingers the man needed to be worried about.

That's because the dart missed the board entirely, and flew right into the man's forehead.

'It's in his head!' someone exclaims as the person filming the dare bursts into giggles.

'It's in your forehead!' the friend screams again.

But the man seems unfazed by the dart in his forehead and just stares back at his friend, completely calm.

'Take it out of your forehead!' someone screams as one friend goes up to the man and swiftly pull the dart out.

The man was unharmed by the dart.

And his hilarious video has since gone viral, racking up more than 23,000 views on social media in 24 hours.

Unfortunately for this guy, protecting his brain wasn’t an issue.

 

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http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article207760354.html#fmp

Teen needed to wake up for church on Easter. His mother tased him, Arizona police say
BY JARED GILMOUR

Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office

An Arizona mother was arrested Sunday after police say she used a taser to wake up her 16-year-old for an Easter church service.

Sharron Dobbins, 40, told police in Phoenix that she “only sparked the taser to get the kids up for church on Easter,” according to court records obtained to KTVK. Dobbins denied actually using the contact taser on anyone.

An 18-year-old and 17-year-old were also in the room of the apartment and witnessed the incident around 7:45 a.m. on April 1, police said. Police found the taser and impounded it as evidence.

Dobbins was arrested just after 8 a.m. Easter Sunday, shortly after the incident, according to a probable cause statement.

The victim “did not complain of any pain,” according to police, but did have two small bumps on his leg that he said were left by the taser.

Dobbins was booked on suspicion of child abuse and taken to jail, police said.

 

[RamFan503]

http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article207760354.html#fmp

Teen needed to wake up for church on Easter. His mother tased him, Arizona police say
BY JARED GILMOUR

Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office

An Arizona mother was arrested Sunday after police say she used a taser to wake up her 16-year-old for an Easter church service.

Sharron Dobbins, 40, told police in Phoenix that she “only sparked the taser to get the kids up for church on Easter,” according to court records obtained to KTVK. Dobbins denied actually using the contact taser on anyone.

An 18-year-old and 17-year-old were also in the room of the apartment and witnessed the incident around 7:45 a.m. on April 1, police said. Police found the taser and impounded it as evidence.

Dobbins was arrested just after 8 a.m. Easter Sunday, shortly after the incident, according to a probable cause statement.

The victim “did not complain of any pain,” according to police, but did have two small bumps on his leg that he said were left by the taser.

Dobbins was booked on suspicion of child abuse and taken to jail, police said.

I said GET THE FUCK UP! It's goddam Easter you little shit.

 

[Selassie I]

I had no idea you could buy a taser for home use.

I can't wait to get my hands on one.

 

[Selassie I]

"Don't tase me bro... I mean MOM!"

 

[RamFan503]

I had no idea you could buy a taser for home use.

I can't wait to get my hands on one.

If you can't get one in your state, let me know. I'll pick one up and send it to you.

 

[Prime Time]

I had no idea you could buy a taser for home use.

I can't wait to get my hands on one.

I use one all the time. Allergic to Viagra so...

 

[Force16X]

Police: Ohio man attacked woman, hit her with pizza

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/state-news/police-ohio-man-attacked-woman-hit-her-with-pizza/1101660436

nothing says low IQ like a goofy smile mug shot.

 

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http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/05/millennials-flat-earth-survey/

A Third Of Millennials Aren’t Sure The Earth Is Round, Survey Finds

Live Science

CBS Local — A new survey has found that a third of young millennials in the U.S. aren’t convinced the Earth is actually round. The national poll reveals that 18 to 24-year-olds are the largest group in the country who refuse to accept the scientific facts of the world’s shape.

YouGov, a British market research firm, polled 8,215 adults in the United States to find out if they ever believed in the “flat Earth” movement. Only 66 percent of young millennials answered that they “always believe the world is round.” Science teachers across the U.S. will be shaking their heads after learning that nine percent of young adults answered that they have “always believed” the planet was flat.

Another nine percent said of young adults said they thought the planet was spherical but had doubts about it. In a disturbing display of indecision, 16 percent of millennials said they weren’t sure what the shape of the planet was.

Overall, only two percent of the respondents said they always thought the Earth was flat without any doubt. YouGov found that age was directly connected to Americans’ views on the shape of the world. Seventy-six percent of adults age 25-34 say they’ve always believed the Earth is round, compared to 82 percent of ages 35-44, 85 percent of ages 45-54, and 94 percent of adults 55 and over.

Income seemed to play a role in people’s beliefs as well. Ninety-two percent of adults making over $80,000 believed the Earth is round, compared to only 79 percent of adults making under $40,000.

 

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http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/08/florida-cocaine-windy-day/

Police: Woman Claims Wind Blew Cocaine Into Her Purse

FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) – Authorities say a Florida woman is blaming a windy day for the cocaine that police found in her purse.

It wasn’t immediately known if she has a lawyer.

WPLG reported Kennecia Posey was one of two passengers in a car stopped by Fort Pierce police in late March. Police say an officer smelled marijuana and that, after searching the car, cocaine and marijuana in separate bags were found inside a purse Posey had on her lap.

Authorities say they questioned Posey about the drugs. According to the police report, Posey responded: “It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”

Posey was charged with a felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor count of marijuana possession. She was later released on bond.

 

[shovelpass]

I use one all the time. Allergic to Viagra so...