Dream from Hell

[Stranger]

So last night I dream that I'm at a house having a mini reunion with some of my childhood friends. And who should one of those friends be? None other than Tom Brady

I recall making fun of his Deflategate experience in front of him, and he was not too pleased. But we were good friends in the dream.

Nothing else too earth shattering to report. Just thought I'd share, as there is probably no one other than my Rams brethren who would be amused by this dream

 

[Ramhusker]

I've been having weird dreams all week. The last one, I was in a city somewhere minding a store for the owner and two guys get in a car outside the store. I all of a sudden need to follow them and assassinate one of them. The rest of the dream is trying to figure out how to do away with the evidence. Highly stressful being a hitman. I don't think I'm cut out for it. :eek:

 

[RAMSinLA]

I've been having weird dreams all week. The last one, I was in a city somewhere minding a store for the owner and two guys get in a car outside the store. I all of a sudden need to follow them and assassinate one of them. The rest of the dream is trying to figure out how to do away with the evidence. Highly stressful being a hitman. I don't think I'm cut out for it. :eek:

Every time I see the word Hitman I think of a movie I've seen a few times called The Matador....funnier than hell.

 

[Stranger]

Every time I see the word Hitman I think of a movie I've seen a few times called The Matador....funnier than hell.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cClpPW1nyTw

 

[bluecoconuts]

Probably means you're gay for Brady.

 

[-X-]

Not 100% positive, but I think that's grounds for being banned.

 

[Dodgersrf]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cClpPW1nyTw

Great movie.

 

[Force16X]

in my dreams, i dont "wake up" when i fall or get physically hurt. I've been shot, smashed into a concrete wall, stung to death by bees, run over by cars and even drowned. eventually i wake up (obviously), but its still a bit unnerving to plunge face first into an asphalt street and not wake up until AFTER i hit.

 

[Rmfnlt]

You guys have issues!

 

[Rynie]

I still have dreams about painting freight trains and smoking weed.

 

[-X-]

in my dreams, i dont "wake up" when i fall or get physically hurt. I've been shot, smashed into a concrete wall, stung to death by bees, run over by cars and even drowned. eventually i wake up (obviously), but its still a bit unnerving to plunge face first into an asphalt street and not wake up until AFTER i hit.

I have those fall dreams quite often too. But I always have the weirdest reaction as it's happening. If I fall off a roof, or out a window, or off a mountain, whatever, and I'm plummeting, (in my dream) I always close my eyes and accept my fate with like a peaceful calm. I wait for the pounding into the asphalt I'm about to take, and I know it's coming, but instead of it happening, I always end up falling *through* the concrete and wake up kinda gradually. Like a fade-in to reality of sorts. Hard to explain.

So it's like, "Oh shit, I fell. Definitely gonna die from this. Well, whatever then ... let's do this."

Dying to ask a shrink about this too.

 

[Force16X]

nope. i see it coming, i know its coming, and its gonna leave a mark. and it does. then i'm allowed to wake up. hasnt happened for a few years now, so that's a point to the good.
come to think of it, i've been divorced for a few years now..................................

 

[Ramhusker]

I miss the flying dreams I used to have. I've never experienced more exhilaration any other time in my life. I want to fly again.

 

[Mackeyser]

Not 100% positive, but I think that's grounds for being banned.

Well, the Matador wasn't Pierce Brosnan's best movie, but banned? It's not like he brought up that TV show which I won't name (because that's really skimming the line)

 

[Mackeyser]

My son has dreams. They would make Hunter S Thompson scared straight. I had nightmares after hearing the first couple.

It's a family joke now.

"Hey, Dad. I had a new dream last night."

"NOOOOOO! No you don't. You shut your dirty pie hole and keep that to yourself!"

I've never been so glad for my short term memory problems.