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Elmgrovegnome

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If you try to smash a fly and miss, did you just teach the fly about the danger of being smashed? And is the fly more careful from then on?
 

LumberTubs

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If you try to smash a fly and miss, did you just teach the fly about the danger of being smashed? And is the fly more careful from then on?

I sincerely hope not because if they did start displaying that kind of ability to learn, humankind's days as the dominant species on Earth would be numbered.
 

snackdaddy

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I sincerely hope not because if they did start displaying that kind of ability to learn, humankind's days as the dominant species on Earth would be numbered.

Seems like flies around here are pretty smart. They always disappear when I grab a fly swatter. Or they land on the arm thats holding the swatter.
 

LumberTubs

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Seems like flies around here are pretty smart. They always disappear when I grab a fly swatter. Or they land on the arm thats holding the swatter.

The solution would be to carry another swatter in the other hand and swat the one that landed on your arm. I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this plan

I used to have a fly swat that was basically a tennis racket with a current running through the "strings." That was fun
 

Elmgrovegnome

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The solution would be to carry another swatter in the other hand and swat the one that landed on your arm. I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this plan

I used to have a fly swat that was basically a tennis racket with a current running through the "strings." That was fun

No, THIS is the answer to the fly problem.

 

Boffo97

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I don't care how pretty Lois Lane is. I want AT LEAST enough intelligence in a woman to be able to recognize me when I'm wearing glasses.

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RamzFanz

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The solution would be to carry another swatter in the other hand and swat the one that landed on your arm. I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this plan

I used to have a fly swat that was basically a tennis racket with a current running through the "strings." That was fun

Dude, I have one and my wife decided to force her finger through the guards and touch it. DO NOT do that!

Funny sh it though!
 

CGI_Ram

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

I love you man. That's just... Whack.
 

cracengl

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Remember those countdowns until the Olson Twins turned 18? I bet a lot of guys felt stupid when they blossomed.......into trolls.
 

Stranger

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
i think assassiminated is reserved for ops pulled off by intelligence agencies ;)
 

VegasRam

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How do you say 'Mexican Standoff' in Spanish?

(Elm - everytime I see your avatar, i think of 'The Full Monty')
 

Legatron4

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What if the atmosphere was actually just glass with drawings of the sun, stars and moon and the government actually put us in a giant bubble?
 

Boffo97

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If my video games ever literally attempted to kill me, I'd go cold turkey right then and there. Because, you know, that's rational.

So why do Federation ships even HAVE holodecks any more?!
 

Legatron4

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If you died while having sex, would you have an erection forever when rigor mortis kicked in?