Caption This (Torry Holt)

[whitedk57]

Whoa! I picked a bad day to stop smoking crack!

 

[Tron]

Guy on the left: Man torry is dreamy!!

Torry: Everyone look out!! Attack of the killer footballs!!!!

Guy on the right: Shit... I think I forgot to to turn the stove off before leaving this morning!

 

[Snaz]

Dude on the Left: Uhhm Who the F*ck Are you?

Torry: Whew I'm winded, didn't think I had to run hard to get a catch.

Guy on the right. "Dynomite!!!"

 

[RamsOfCastamere]

Goff's arm is strong as hell!!

 

[Selassie I]

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GUY ON RIGHT - "What in THE FUCK happened to that finger."

 

[Snaz]

GUY ON RIGHT - "WHAT in the FRAK happened to that finger."

That was me the first time I saw it in an interview. LOL

 

[Dieter the Brock]

Guy on the right:

"Is that a fucking Timex?"

 

[-X-]

Torry: "... and when she finally was ready to push him out, I grabbed that lil muhfukkuh's head and RIPPED him straight out the womb like this!"

Other dude: "GYOT DAMM!"

Torry: "Yeah, people say I'm a hero, but I was just doing what anyone would do for a woman in labor who was also stuck inside a circus cannon."

 

[Farr Be It]

“Freaking Hekker!! That’s not funny! I see you on top of that building. Film your Dude Perfect kicks on your own time...I’m not your huckleberry!”

 

[LesBaker]

Guy on the right:

"Is that a freaking Timex?"

Nah.

It's a Swatch.

 

[FaulkSF]

Guy on left: That football is lava!

Guy on right: Ayyyyeee!

 

[Ramhusker]

"WATCH OUT!" "FOOTBALL HAS DOOKIE ON IT!!!"

 

[den-the-coach]

A Rose Between Two Thorns.

 

[Mackeyser]

Guy on the left: He's got no idea I'm gonna SMASH him with this pad!!!

Torry: Man, the brakes don't work like they used to. HOOOO that was close!

Guy on the right: Damn, that finger's WAY worse in person!

 

[Karate61]

Guy on Left:
"No way am I fucking with Torry Holt"

Guy on Right:
"Fuck no...I'm outa here!"