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[Elmgrovegnome]

Roger Goodell has legally changed his name to Roger GODell.

He will reign over every crevice of football and players will be required to submit to weekly confessionals.

He won't allow any negative perceptions of the NFL to permeate the American public for the sake of the Shield. No tackling of the most popular player, the QB, of any sort. No cheap points by kickers. And under no circumstances should their be any privacy, coach policing, or picking on poor defenseless football players in a locker room. Oh and female reporters are still allowed inside where naked men shower because one of them may need comforting.

 

[PhxRam]

I still cant believe what a sweet gig that is.

You get hired for a job and then can turn around and discipline the same people that hired you.

 

[mr.stlouis]

Lol... but don't deceive me. I get a jolly with that title but end with blue balls when I click the topic.

It's an up-and-down situation that I try to avoid.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

Sorry about that. Can't draft or sign any FAs right now so figured it was safe.

 

[Boffo97]

Sadly, RG is at fault for both excessive action and inaction.

He overreacts at stuff that doesn't need reaction, and he has no reaction to things like concussion reports and a team cheating for 7 years.

 

[DR RAM]

Roger Goodell has legally changed his name to Roger GODell.

He will reign over every crevice of football and players will be required to submit to weekly confessionals.

He won't allow any negative perceptions of the NFL to permeate the American public for the sake of the Shield. No tackling of the most popular player, the QB, of any sort. No cheap points by kickers. And under no circumstances should their be any privacy, coach policing, or picking on poor defenseless football players in a locker room. Oh and female reporters are still allowed inside where naked men shower because one of them may need comforting.

Has a male reporter EVER been allowed access in the locker room to interview nude female athletes???? Maybe they have, I don't know, educate me.

 

[CGI_Ram]

I still cant believe what a sweet gig that is.

You get hired for a job and then can turn around and discipline the same people that hired you.

And paid $44 million to do it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/15/s...commissioner-earned-44-2-million-in-2012.html

 

[Boffo97]

And paid $44 million to do it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/15/s...commissioner-earned-44-2-million-in-2012.html

So he's the world's most highly paid dominatrix?

...

That's a terrible mental image. I'm ashamed of myself.

 

[CGI_Ram]

So he's the world's most highly paid dominatrix?

...

That's a terrible mental image. I'm ashamed of myself.

Yes that. Or... Puppet.