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Discussion in 'OFF TOPIC' started by Mojo Ram, Apr 5, 2014.

  1. RamFan503

    RamFan503 Grill and Brew Master

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    Huh? There is no possible way you could dislike one of my posts. :cool: See what I did there?
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  2. RamFan503

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    I knew a guy who was f'ing a pornstar and didn't know it. He said she was super tight. Told me that when he found out and they would talk about it, she claimed that much like working out, her job just tightened things up. o_O Could be true I suppose. Ain't never done a pornstar so who am I to question?
  3. Mojo Ram

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    Yeah its not so much the snatch i'm talking about...that falls upon the individual woman most of the time. Some women know how to take care of that while others don't or don't bother.

    My thing is this:
    Boyfriend
    > "Bye honey have a nice day at work at the...wherever you work. Waitressing right?"
    > "So can i meet you for lunch today babe? Whats on the menu at Denny's?"
    > "Boy honey,you sure are pulling in some cash!"
    > "Why are you so tired honey?"
    > "Your feet sure look pretty for a girl who's on her feet all day working."
    > "Gee babe, you sure do get a lot of phone calls and texts from Bill.,John and Jeremy. Are they all your boss?"
    > " What? You have to work tonight?"
    > "Ouch....how do you keep getting little bruises on your arms n legs? Why is your ass always so red when you get home from work?"
    > "Sweetheart, do you shower at work?"
    Etc etc etc...
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    Boffo97 Well-Known Member

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    It's possible if he or his friends don't peruse porn, maybe? Or at least not that specific porn star.

    Though yeah, once the relationship starts getting deeper, the guy would find it odd to not know details about the girl's job. (Or vice versa.)
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    Dieter the Brock ZOD runs the 47 Gap

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    dude
    have a similar story when i was working at the Anaheim Marriott back in '92 as a room service attendant
    I had this mid shift that was from like 12 to 4 and consisted of dropping off gift baskets when people were out at their conventions around Disneyland
    So there we all these super hot chicks working, one I remember wore these super short sweat shorts that had USC on her ass - it was the first time i ever considered going to college. Anyway, these chicks were smoking hot. One in particular was this Asian girl who had the best body of all time, and I wanted nothing else as a 20 year old than make her my girlfriend -- anyway her name Leah.
    one day she told me she had done some things in her past - but being as if I was trying to get in her pants, I said something along the lines of "i don't give a crap, all i care about is your heart," or some crap like that. Anyway, she had this boyfriend who had a sort of lion mane's hair cut and would always pick her up after work in his mazda truck. He was a total loser looking guy and I felt pretty good I could steal her away. But no matter how I convinced her that her boyfriend was a hesh loser, for some reason she said she was "unable" to ever leave him. I had no clue why. But I kept trying. So time past and I always enjoyed taking her to Victoria's Secret with her and bra shopping. It was the best I could do until I figured out a way to get rid of her boyfriend. Whenever I hung out with her all the dudes who rubber neck her and wonder how this lanky small rocker dude was able to pull such a hot chick
    anyway - long story longer - one day I was taking up an order and the elevator opens and one of the maintenance guy comes out - we got to know these guys cause we rode the elevators with them all day -- so he grabs me and says I have to come with him. And we go up the elevator and we get off on one of the floors and with his skeleton key opens a random empty hotel room and turns on the TV . I ask him what the hell this was all about, and he tells me that he got a service call to fix a dudes TV. When he fixed the TV a porn comes on, and the guest got all embarrassed -- but the maintenance guy recongonizes someone on the TV and instantly came down to get me.
    So he turns it on a film called "new wave hookers part 2" and sure enough there was Leah, and my jaw dropped to the floor. I was both completely thrilled to see her act out all my plans but also disturbed to see her act out all my plans with dudes in black masks....
    Anyway
    Her stage name it turned out to be Rikki Lee
    The best thing was right after seeing her int he film, I went down the elevator and right when i got to the ground floor the door opened and there she was.
    She had no idea I knew that she was a porn star. And Hell I didn't want her to know.
    So needless to say I did as much research on her the following week and asked her out to dinner in an attempt to finally make her go out with me. I made reservations at some place called Orange Hill and was going to go for it - or in worst case scenario, whip it out and attack her in the restaurant (seriously, I was 20)
    So she said yes, she'll go out with me. And I had a perma-boner for a week
    But the dream was not meant to be - turns out the maintenance guy continued to tell others and eventually they spilled the beans to others, etc, and the news finally got back to her. And she ended up quitting, I even heard she burst into tears and ran out.
    I tried calling a million times. Believe me, but she never responded. Guess she was too embarrassed.
    Anyway, attached below is one of her scenes (with clothing) serving up Rambo (who i to this day wish was me)
    Rikki Lee

    wapdb-rikki-lee-pornostar-asiatique.warashi-asian-pornstars.fr-2506-001.jpg
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  6. RamFan503

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    Right this was my point. I don't know what kind of relationships you guys had when you were younger...i was inexperienced but not stupid. You KNOW when shits not right or doesn't add up. Unless you were very casually dating i can see how it could go unnoticed...but to have a steady day to day girlfriend? No way.
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    And yet - sometimes great in the sack needs no esplainin'. :D
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  13. -X-

    -X- I'm the dude, man.

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    She makes me wanna do bad things. Or good things depending on who you ask. I think she'd lean toward the "good things" angle. At least that's what she's tellin' me.
  15. Mojo Ram

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    I'm not exactly keen on a lot of redheads(I doubt this girl is a true redhead) but damn those look good.
  16. The Rammer

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    Less Talking, More Boobie
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    -X- I'm the dude, man.

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    I suppose I could put this in the Song of the Day thread, but it fits here just as well:

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    Sara Varone. Italian Talk Show host. In my next life I need to be some kind of famous actor or something so I can bang chicks like this on a weekly basis until I'm 80.



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