Boffo97 (and possibly others) vs. Siri

[Boffo97]

I recently got an iPhone 5C and have been having way too much fun playing with Siri, trying to make the built in "virtual assistant" say funny things. Here are some of my results for those interested. For those not, click on the next thread.

Post yours if you have an iPhone or other device with an "assistant".

 

[fearsomefour]

Ha, nice. Getting a little to close to Hal.
"I love you."
"I value you."
Sounds too much like the last conversation I had with my wife.

 

[Dodgersrf]

Funny stuff.

 

[Mackeyser]

Reporting you...

Got another nice coughing fit outta that one. Highest praise from me atm.

 

[Boffo97]

Ha, nice. Getting a little to close to Hal.
"I love you."
"I value you."
Sounds too much like the last conversation I had with my wife.

It's actually got quite a few funny responses to "Open the pod bay doors, HAL." I guess they decided that Siri would be a little sensitive when it came to the issue of a virtual assistant who went crazy.

 

[Ramhusker]

Try asking Siri for a good place to bury a body.

 

[Boffo97]

 

[Selassie I]

I'm the only one in the house who doesn't have an iPhone. I prefer my Droid.

Anyway,,, on a long road trip about a year ago, my wife and 3 sons are all singing the praises of their phones and the Siri option to me while I'm driving and stuck in the vehicle with them. I finally grabbed one of their phones and demanded to use this Siri shit for myself.

I proceeded to ask Siri a question laced with a number of curse words...

I'll be damned if that Siri chick didn't respond with, "There's no need to use that kind of language". We all laughed our asses off.

Stupid over sensitive iPhone.

 

[LosAngelesRams]

Ask it to marry you, I seen a funny video of a guy asking over and over getting different responses.

 

[LesBaker]

I'm the only one in the house who doesn't have an iPhone. I prefer my Droid.

Anyway,,, on a long road trip about a year ago, my wife and 3 sons are all singing the praises of their phones and the Siri option to me while I'm driving and stuck in the vehicle with them. I finally grabbed one of their phones and demanded to use this Siri crap for myself.

I proceeded to ask Siri a question laced with a number of curse words...

I'll be damned if that Siri chick didn't respond with, "There's no need to use that kind of language". We all laughed our asses off.

Stupid over sensitive iPhone.

I have been an andriod guy for many years, I tried the iphone a few years back and turned it back in and went to back to Andriod.

Now that Jobs has passed away I think the iphone will start to get better, IMO he stagnated the sales with his stubbornness.

 

[Selassie I]

I have been an andriod guy for many years, I tried the iphone a few years back and turned it back in and went to back to Andriod.

Now that Jobs has passed away I think the iphone will start to get better, IMO he stagnated the sales with his stubbornness.

I've got all other apple products, but those older iPhone screens were WAY too small for my shitty eyes. I may have gone that route if they had the scenes that the new ones have now though. I've got a giant iTunes library that I wish I could play with my phone sometimes.

But that Siri bitch is just way too sensitive and proper for my liking.

 

[RamFan503]

I've got all other apple products, but those older iPhone screens were WAY too small for my crappy eyes. I may have gone that route if they had the scenes that the new ones have now though. I've got a giant iTunes library that I wish I could play with my phone sometimes.

But that Siri bitch is just way too sensitive and proper for my liking.

I loaded all my songs from my I-tunes account onto my Droid. I have them stored on an external hard drive. I may have had to select out the folder and drag and drop them from my laptop - don't remember anymore but I use my phone for music in the car all the time.

 

[Selassie I]

I loaded all my songs from my I-tunes account onto my Droid. I have them stored on an external hard drive. I may have had to select out the folder and drag and drop them from my laptop - don't remember anymore but I use my phone for music in the car all the time.

Thanks for the tip on that. My lazy ass bought an iPad to carry my music around in.

 

[LesBaker]

@RamFan503 @Selassie I

You old fucks are WAY too unhip.

Want to import your itunes library to your driod and convert the files and even get your album artwork.

Get doubletwist.

I swear the two of you could see a pic of a hot chick totally naked holding a beer bottle and you'd lean in to get a better look at the label to see what brand.

 

[Selassie I]

@RamFan503 @Selassie I

You old fucks are WAY too unhip.

Want to import your itunes library to your driod and convert the files and even get your album artwork.

Get doubletwist.

I swear the two of you could see a pic of a hot chick totally naked holding a beer bottle and you'd lean in to get a better look at the label to see what brand.

Please,,,

She's naked with me...

I don't need to see the label.

She's obviously holding a Corona Light bottle for me.

 

[Boffo97]

This thread is going weird places...

 

[Tron]

My name to Siri is overlord. Love it when she calls me that.

 

[Thordaddy]

Siri SUCKS half the time when I tell her to call home she calls my eye doctor ,his name begins with a B, when I call my wife she calls a guy I coached with his name begins with a J my wifes name begins with a T.
It's pretty infuriating, I hardly use it

 

[Boffo97]

 

[Boffo97]