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Let's allow Bernie until he is proven wrong and then use his own articles against him in a Parody.

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RamzFanz

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I say we allow Bernie articles until the Rams explode. When Bernie turns from negative to non-commital / reservedly positive, with a 10% upbeat and 90% negative where the upbeat is once again to put icing on the hate so he can pass himself off as reasonable, we ban him.

After that, we only allow past Bernie articles as rehashed and edited to be about the current game.

Example: Rams 6-3, Bernie discussing how Snisher sucks and can't build a winning team using his own words / omissions / predictions. Each week we can have a Bernie thread with his past nonsensical hate so he doesn't creep his way back pretending he was insightful and positive all along.
 

DR RAM

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I vote, we weekend at Bernie, him.

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Mikey Ram

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I thought Berniedette was unmentionable here...Probably just wishful thinking on my part...
 

DaveFan'51

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I Voted No!/Who's Bernie. He Turns my stomach! And at my advanced years, I can't handle the Stress!
 

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He's a snarky fuck, but he's not wrong either.
It's up to the Rams to make him eat his words.
 

RamzFanz

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He's a snarky freak, but he's not wrong either.
It's up to the Rams to make him eat his words.

Oh, yes, he is a snarky fuck. He's also a snarky fuck with less inside knowledge than I have of Angelina Jolie's panties.

Or...OK, the same, damnit. :mad:

The Rams will prove him wrong, of that I have no doubt, but it's not his position that bothers me. It's his omissions, cherry picking anti-Rams data, and weaving a story for the purpose of sounding as if he regrets Rams losses, while we all know he re-watches those games with a vigorous right hand.
 

FRO

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He likes to take both sides to the issue and then down the road claim he was correct. I have no use for him. I'm for the ban.
 

RamFan503

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Bern Bern can go eat a dick. I'm not sure another ban is necessary but he is completely open for ridicule as far as I'm concerned. I don't agree that the Rams have to prove him wrong. They just need to win and Bern can go screw himself while still writing stories from the outside looking in.
 

RamzFanz

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She doesn't wear them. Just sayin'

Only because I bought them all on the internet. I have certificates of authentication.

Did you know she smells like a fat guy's armpit? Who woulda' thought?
 

RamFan503

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Did you know she smells like a fat guy's armpit?
After he just worked out. I know - kinda nasty but not all that surprising. She bathes in sweat. Something about her skin feeling younger. It was but I wasn't keen on the aroma.
 

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At least Bernie doesn't do television.
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RamzFanz

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After he just worked out. I know - kinda nasty but not all that surprising. She bathes in sweat. Something about her skin feeling younger. It was but I wasn't keen on the aroma.

Well, I guess I'll have to take your word for it. I'm sure you are a good judge of the real thing at a transvestite show after a fifth of bourbon. I trust your judgment.
 

DaveFan'51

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Dude... I nominate you.

You have forced my hand. If I didn't link that to every Bernie comment ever, who am I?

YOU have to!
So now, not only will we have to re-read his comments, but look at his Face too!!!!?!:seizure::palm::ROFLMAO::D