Belichick press conference

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"I've never touched a football in my life. What is it? Is it round? Do they come from the stork or football fairy?"... Reminded me of Mark Fuhrman on the witness stand...
 

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He didn't touch any of the video cameras either but he benefited greatly from the work of those that did.
 

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Some chick in the media crowd really stumped him good, and it was a beautiful moment. She asked (paraphrasing), "Why is it these kinds of controversies seem to follow you around?"

That was a good ten seconds of silent stammering from Bellyfat. He knew he couldn't go to his canned response, but ended up doing it anyway.

Bravo.
 

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Kind of threw Brady to the wolves
Yeah he did. And since Brady already publicly ridiculed the idea that they did anything with those footballs, he has no choice but to deny culpability. So who's at fault now? Some random guy on the staff who decided it would be a good idea to do everyone a favor and deflate those things on his own? Can't wait to see who the patsy winds up being now (pun intended).
 

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Yeah he did. And since Brady already publicly ridiculed the idea that they did anything with those footballs, he has no choice but to deny culpability. So who's at fault now? Some random guy on the staff who decided it would be a good idea to do everyone a favor and deflate those things on his own? Can't wait to see who the patsy winds up being now (pun intended).
Rewatched it just now he looks like he's about to cry
 

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That is where he belongs, he is a cheating POS! Brady is the only one in this story that has no excuse. He knew he was cheating AGAIN, and he did it AGAIN willfully. He needs to be gone!
As Troy Aikman says ,he cant imagine Brady couldn't feel the difference
 

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That dude is such a dissembler. Voice quivering......Reminds me of the show Hogans Heros - Sergent Shultz - "I know nothing, I see NOTHING!

That press conference also reminded me of a kid caught red handed with his hand in the cookie drawer.

Yep, also tossed ole Tommy "Shady" Brady right under the bus. Heads up Tom!!!!

Also, one thing I notice in the background (off and on) behind ole BeliCHEAT is the word "Flexball" - absolutely perfect!! Hahaha. Man, you could not write this in a movie.
 
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Rewatched it just now he looks like he's about to cry
I hope someone in the mainstream media is smart enough to get his/her own body language expert to analyze that presser. To me, it seems like his constant stammering and deflection is a pretty big indicator that he's full of shit. If he was innocent, he'd just say the whole notion that he had anything to do with it is ridiculous and leave it at that. Instead, he over-explained it and repeated himself ad nauseam.
 

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As Troy Aikman says ,he cant imagine Brady couldn't feel the difference
And yet they did a "blind test" on ESPN with 3 footballs (one under-inflated, one over-inflated, and one normal), and every former player could immediately tell which ball was which.
 

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What? He HAD NO IDEA what the actual rules were with regards to the balls? I simply do not believe this. He is lying, pure and simple. He knows everything that goes on in that locker room and on the field; he will use every rule to his advantage, and even break rules when he thinks he can get away with it. There is NO WAY IN HELL he did NOT know about the deflated balls. Brady did NOT do this on his own.
 
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What? He HAD NO IDEA what the actual rules were with regards to the balls? I simply do not believe this. He is lying, pure and simple. He knows everything that goes on in that locer room and on the field; he will use every rule to his advantage, and even break rules when he thinks he can get away with it. There is NO WAY IN HELL he did NOT know about the deflated balls. Brady did NOT do this on his own.
That's the part that struck me as well when he said it. For a guy who's reportedly a "genius" in every aspect of football, this one rule escapes him?
GTFO of here.