Banned Doritos Commercial Compilation (fantastic!!!)

[RFIP]

 

[CGI_Ram]

Saddam Hussein must be rolling over in his grave!

 

[RFIP]

Really? Where the @!#$%^ is everyone's sense of humor tonight? These banned commercials are priceless, especially the Dorito's ones.

 

[RFIP]

I'll have a handful of these!

 

[RamFan503]

Selassie probably has the one with the bird on Blueray.

I do really like the one where the chick turns into a bag of Doritos. Much better passenger.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I had a couple of guys convinced that Cool Ranch Doritos were created to bring in the Gay market. O told them Doritos did a study and figured that was one portion of the population that they were not selling to enough, so they needed a new flavor to draw them in. Cool Ranch Doritos were these guys favorite chips and they stopped eating them for a while because they were homophobic. I love messing with gullible people.

 

[NJRamsFan]

I had a couple of guys convinced that Cool Ranch Doritos were created to bring in the Gay market. O told them Doritos did a study and figured that was one portion of the population that they were not selling to enough, so they needed a new flavor to draw them in. Cool Ranch Doritos were these guys favorite chips and they stopped eating them for a while because they were homophobic. I love messing with gullible people.

You should find new people to associate with besides the neanderthals that would change their food consumption because they believe a different group of human beings eat them

 

[Rabid Ram]

I'll have a handful of these!

This is Paul on game day lmao

 

[-X-]

This is Paul on game day lmao

lol. Why is everyone picking on me lately?

I thought you guys were my friends.

 

[Rabid Ram]

Who's picking on you. Are you telling me you would not prefer to eat doritos off cute naked girl
While watching football

 

[-X-]

Who's picking on you. Are you telling me you would not prefer to eat doritos off cute naked girl
While watching football

Meh. It's one or the other for me. I don't know that I could fully enjoy either if distracted by the other.

 

[RamFan503]

Meh. It's one or the other for me. I don't know that I could fully enjoy either if distracted by the other.

OK - Say it's not a Ram game....

 

[Rabid Ram]

Better then being "the cleaner" lmao

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

You should find new people to associate with besides the neanderthals that would change their food consumption because they believe a different group of human beings eat them

I didn't have a choice in this case. I was part of a State Program that was designed to take young people, mostly high school dropouts, welfare abusers, druggies, and Probates and train them in various vocations to make them employable. I led and taught them in community based services like remodeling the courthouse and athletic and recreation facility development. mostly Carpentry, Masonry, Mechanical, Electrical, ans the sort.

We had a 75% success rate in our last three years, so of course the governor cut the funding and put it into welfare. I guess he preferred the kids collect instead of contribute.

 

[NJRamsFan]

I didn't have a choice in this case. I was part of a State Program that was designed to take young people, mostly high school dropouts, welfare abusers, druggies, and Probates and train them in various vocations to make them employable. I led and taught them in community based services like remodeling the courthouse and athletic and recreation facility development. mostly Carpentry, Masonry, Mechanical, Electrical, ans the sort.

We had a 75% success rate in our last three years, so of course the governor cut the funding and put it into welfare. I guess he preferred the kids collect instead of contribute.

Pretty much why our country is in the shitter in a nutshell lol! But thats awesome man, we need more people like you in this world

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

Thanks. Some people questioned my methods but Trying to be more relatable worked for me. The drill Sargent types had a low success rate. In the end I made a lesson out of the joke. They got it.