10 Ridiculous Combine Questions

[Rams and Gators]

http://extramustard.si.com/2014/02/27/nfl-combine-questions/

Will Lindsey Duke be there for dinner? [Blake Bortles]
Which team do you pick in Madden and why?
How many different things can you think of that you can do with a paper clip?
Your mom was a prostitute? [Jeff Ireland to Dez Bryant]
What animal would you describe yourself as?
What’s your drug of choice on your campus?
Do you wear a g-string or a jock strap when you play?
Do you feel entitled [as a white running back], or like a poster child for white running backs? [Toby Gerhart]
What is your goal for a family going forward? Are you looking to marry young or stay single?
If you could pick one superpower?

 

[RamFan503]

What? No - "Do you like watching gladiators?"

 

[LesBaker]

I think the last one is legit though, seriously. I'd wanna know that.

 

[Rams and Gators]

What? No - "Do you like watching gladiators?"

I think it's taken as a given that everyone does.

 

[Boffo97]

What? No - "Do you like watching gladiators?"

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[brokeu91]

Have you ever seen a grown man's penis?

 

[Rams and Gators]

Have you ever seen a grown man's penis?

I see one every day.

 

[RamFan503]

I see one every day.

Spyin' on the wife again - eh?

 

[Rams and Gators]

Spyin' on the wife again - eh?

Surely that would be a grown woman's penis .

 

[RamFan503]

Surely that would be a grown woman's penis .

Is the milk man a grown woman?

 

[Rams and Gators]

Is the milk man a grown woman?

Now I'm really confused.

 

[RamFan503]

Unfortunately, explaining never makes a joke funnier but here goes.

Never heard the milkman reference before? Meh. Youngsters. Y'know, like when you have a redhead kid and neither your wife or you are a redhead - yet the milkman is.... At first I was just cracking a joke about you saying you see a grown man's penis every day. I was referring to you seeing your wife's boyfriend's penis. Get it? Spying on the wife? Ha! Me so funny! No? OH well. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress before you leave.

 

[Flipper_336]

Don't forget to tip your waitress before you leave.

Does SHE have a penis? I'm confused.

 

[Rams and Gators]

Unfortunately, explaining never makes a joke funnier but here goes.

Never heard the milkman reference before? Meh. Youngsters. Y'know, like when you have a redhead kid and neither your wife or you are a redhead - yet the milkman is.... At first I was just cracking a joke about you saying you see a grown man's penis every day. I was referring to you seeing your wife's boyfriend's penis. Get it? Spying on the wife? Ha! Me so funny! No? OH well. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress before you leave.

The explanation is funnier than the joke .

 

[LosAngelesRams]

Did someone ask Michael about his boner?

 

[LesBaker]

The explanation is funnier than the joke .

I know he made a mess of that didn't he lol.

 

[brokeu91]

Did someone ask Michael about his boner?

If only I had a quarter for everytime someone mentioned my boner

 

[Boffo97]

 

[Mojo Ram]

Madden sucks

 

[RamFan503]

If only I had a quarter for everytime someone mentioned my boner

You could buy a newspaper?