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NFL Power Rankings, Week 6: Tron's Power Rankings

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Your favorite part of the week is back!!! And with a vengeance!!! Yes, I am Tron!! Master of Power Rankings!!!!!!!!
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Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
Current Record: 5-0

We have a new #1 for the 2nd week in a row. Sam Bradford and the Viqueens are the last undefeated team in the league. If I said at the beginning of the season that a Sam Bradford led Viqueens team would be undefeated and atop of the NFL after week 5 you'd think I was a crazy dumbass.
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Big Mover: Gain of 4 spots
Current Record : 4-1

Sigh. freaking goddamnit!!!! I freaking hate Brady! A healthy Brady makes an already dangerous team more dangerous. freak this douche nozzle piece of crap and the dick(Giselle) he road in on!!!
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Big Mover: Gain of 2 spots
Current Record: 4-1

Still early in the season so hard to judge who are the real contenders and pretenders yet, but I think the Steelers could be a legit contender.
Current Record: 3-1

The Shecocks don't move up or down. They had the week off and the other teams move in just the right spot. An extra week to get a bit healthier too. Not a good thing.

Iv'e decided that the teams that have the week off get the obligatory gifs, so heres the first:
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Big Mover: Gain of 4 spots
Current Record: 4-1

Are the Falcons for real? They beat the undefeated superbowl champs, a team that is very good, especially on defense. They face another big test this week against the Seahags. Are they up to the task? Or are they pretenders?
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Big Mover: Loss of 5 spots
Current Record:4-1

Surprisingly the Falcons offense defeated the Denver defense. The Broncos move this far down in a combination of many other teams winning and the Broncos losing. They could easily be the #2 team. It is really close here at the top. They are still a top playoff team.
Current Record: 3-1

Even though they won, they don't move up. Thought about placing them over the Broncos but they lost to a good team, and the Pack beat a mediocre team.
Big Mover: Gain of spots
Current Record: 4-1

The question from here on out is can they keep pace with the Broncos? I have my doubts, but for now they are riding tall.
Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Current Record: 3-1

freak these assholes!!! I picked them in the survivor pool and they got beat by the freaking Lions!!! Two weeks in a row the Lions freak me!! First losing against the Bears, and now winning against the freaking Eagles!! freak Wentz and his gay ass red hair!! freak you!!
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Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
Current Record: 4-1

The Cowboys only move up one spot due to the log jam of one loss teams. And its hard to tell who is better than the other till more of them play each other or start losing.
Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
Current Record: 3-2

The Bills have won three in a row for the first time in...well a long time. After shutting out the Brady-less Cheaters, they took it upon themselves to beat the LA Rams. They ran all over them and capitalized on the Rams mistakes.
Big Mover: Gain of 5 spots
Current Record: 3-2

Redskins have pulled off three wins in a row. They didn't beat power houses but winning is winning.
Big Mover: Loss of 1 spots
Current Record: 3-2

They took a beating against the mighty Viqueens. They are still leading their division and I don't see that changing all year.
Big Mover: Loss of 4 spots
Current Ranking: 3-2

You know, if Fisher is enjoying Keenum under center being one of the worst QB's in the league, I got a homemade sex tape floating around somewhere(possibly 2) that he would probably enjoy watching too. Yea... they weren't good. But hey the offense is improving!! Instead of being a crappy last ranked offense, they're an average(?) last ranked offense!!!
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Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
Current Record: 3-2

Ravens look kinda mediocre this year....again. They need to start winning or will have no chance keeping pace with the Steelers.
Current Record: 2-2

Week off. Heres some ass.
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Big Mover: Gain of 2 spots
Current Record: 2-3

Lord Asshat and Co. beat the lowly Chip Kelly led whiners on Thursday in decent fashion. The whiners were a nice rebound game for them after the shellacking they took from the Rams the week prior. Stanton threw for only 124 yards and was 11/28 but had two TD passes at least. David Johnson looked in prime form. Could this be their turning point? Will have to see once Palmer gets back healthy.
Big Mover: Gain of 6 spots
Current Record: 2-3

The Lions beat the unbeaten last Sunday. They lose to a bad Bears team one week, then beat a very good Eagles team the next. Which team will show up Sunday against the Rams? We shall find out!
Big Mover: Loss of 4 spots
Current Record: 2-3

Cinci got smacked around by Dak, Zeke and the rest of the Cowpokes. This team is not going far.
Look at how fierce this Bengal team is!!
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Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
Current Ranking: 2-3

They got beat by the packers and are now at the bottom of their division. Eli is playing horrible and OBJ has to many salty tears in his bitch eyes to see and catch the bad passes coming his way.
Big Mover: Gain of 4 spots
Current Record: 2-3

The Colts beat a very bad Bears team. Does anyone see this team do anything besides suck for the most part his year? I don't.
Big Mover: Gain of 8 spots
Current Record: 2-3

Buc's move up big this week. Beating the Panthers meant something big last year. This year? Not so much. Still a good win for them even with a horrific kicker.
Big Mover: Gain of 8 spots
Current Record: 2-3

The Titans beat a bad Miami team and are one game back from tying for the division lead. In the leagues worst division(no AFC South team has a positive point differential), they are trying to claw their way out. Need bigger claws.
Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
Current Ranking 1-3

Bye week but they still move up due to teams losses, so tit gif.
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Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
Current Ranking: 1-3

Do you know how many pages or tits and ass I have to go through each week to find the perfect gifs for my obligatory ones? It is an insane amount and one of the reasons why it takes so long to do this. When you go through dozens upon dozens upon dozens upon dozens of pages of tits and ass...nothing is gonna get done fast..Be thankful!! It's a major sacrifice!!!! And one i'm more than willing to do :)

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*Starting to think you only check these rankings out for the ass and titty gifs!! :cautious:
Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Current Record: 1-4

Even without Newton, this team should be better than this. Where is the defense? Might not have been the best idea to let your top 3 corner walk in FA because you were cheap. Just a thought. Even when Newton returns, will they be much better? Doubt it.
Big Mover: Loss of 4 spots
Current Record: 1-4

Got spanked badly by the Steelers. Thats all I got on these fools. Deal with it.
Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
Current Record: 1-4

Kraperdick was named starter this week after your loss to the Cards....Have fun with that one.

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Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
Current Record: 1-4

You guys try so hard and get so close, then you take the 12 gauge and shoot yourself in the foot. Over and over again. If you could learn to not freak yourself you could become an above average team. Will that happen this year?
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Big Mover: Loss of 1 spots
Current Record: 1-4

You lost to the crappy Colts after you freaked me in my survivor pick last week. I hope you rot in Kim Kardashians ass while shes roasting on a spitfire in hell!!!!! freaking worthless pieces of crap!!
Big Mover: Loss of 3 spots
Current Record: 1-4

You lost to the Titans. Let me rephrase that, you got your ass kicked by the Titans. Your QB sucks, you don't have crap for a running game. And your big FA Front four is destroying.....nothing... Good crap.
Current Ranking: 0-5

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Comments

  1. Tron
    For the time being, I am unable to do the power rankings. Hopefully will be able to at some point in the future. Sorry about this.
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  2. DaveFan'51
    Yep! Waiting for 7-8-9-10?:fuelfire:
  3. flv
    C'mon man! I'm still waiting for Week 7.
  4. DaveFan'51
    Your Gifs have warn out my Heart! I have to go wash my hands now! And clean my key board!
      Corbin likes this.
  5. DaveFan'51
    " #1 - You forgot to mention Bradford hasn't thrown a pick yet either!!!":D
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  6. flv
    I'd share some .gifs...but you only use legal .gifs. :cautious::confused:

    ...I didn't just say that did I?
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  7. tavian
    Went to confession because I had posted a thread with all the
    power rankings from other sites.Didn't realize at the time it is
    considered blasphemy here at ROD.
    Thought I would get a Hail Mary here a Hail Mary there
    and everything would be cool.Apparently the priest is a Tron fan.
    He says I'm going straight to hell and there ain't a damn thing I can
    do about it.So I got that going for me.Anyway...
    Another fantastic job Mr Tron.Well done!
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    1. Tron
      I'll cya down there :)
      Tron, Oct 14, 2016
  8. Corbin
    I got like 15 things to say that are so inappropriate right now and I know I would get in trouble if I say them so I'm just going to say I can't decide if I like the one walking on the beach more or the one in bed with her booty up... ohhh and your power rankings are cool i guess...

    lol jk bro!
    LMAO couldn't stop laughing at your comments on the pos Lions! freaking a holes got me kicked from survival pool by the second week! They lost first week and I bet against them the second....douche nuggets.
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  9. Legatron4
    Damn those girls are sexy. Good lord.
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