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NFL Power Rankings, Week 5: Tron's Power Rankings

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Week 4 has come and gone and it was a great one!!! Upsets and surprises all over the place. My pickem is going to crap, and very fast :(

Anyways.......Lets get this show on the road shall we!!!!
Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
We have a new #1!!!!! Finally!!!! Trevor Siemian injured his shoulder in the game and is questionable to play next week. Paxton Lynch might get his first start, but that will be fine. Their defense will carry this team even with a rookie QB.
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Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
The Vikings are riding high after dismantling the Gnats. Bradford is playing well and their defense is dominating.
Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
Eagles move up because of the Cheatriot loss. Obligatory ass gif time.
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Big Mover: Gain of 2 spots
Seabitches win in convincing fashion over the Jets., Wilson an Co. looked good on offense and are looking like they finally are hitting their offensive stride that they dominated with in the 2nd half of the 2015 season.
Big Mover: Gain of 4 spots
Current Record: 3-1

The Steelers absolutely dominated the Chiefs. It wasn't even as close as the 43-14 score indicates, and 43-14 isn't even near close. Pitt bent the Chiefs over, took out their dick, and dry freaked the Chiefs in the ass so hard that their fans could feel it. Yea, it was bad..
Big Mover: Loss of 5 spots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHUTOUT BY THE BILLS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Unfortunately Brady returns so have to post this:
Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
The Pack moves down during their bye week just because the Steelers and Seacocks looked really good in their wins this week. So....heres my obligatory tit gif..

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Big Mover: Gain of 6 spots
Raiders beat the undefeated Ravens and are now 3-1. They wont over take the broncos but could they earn a wild card spot? it is starting to look possible. They are growing faster than I thought they would.
Big Mover: Gain of 8 spots
Ryan throws for 503 yards, Jones catches for 300 yards and kick the crap out of the Panthers..
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I was scared they were both gonna break Van Brocklins and Flipper Andersons record!! Glad they didn't, but was fun as hell to see. Falcons lead the division by two games!! Still need a defense but oh well, the offense has already scored a 152 points this year through 4 games.
Big Mover: Gain of 6 spots
Rams beat up yet another Zona QB. They really should just start their backup QB whenever they play the Rams. Im fine with abusing their starting QB, and apparently so is Asshat Brucy.

Rams win baby!!!!!!!!!! 3-1!!!! WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!
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Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
The Cowpokes led by Dak are 3-1. Lots of surprises this year and this is one of the big ones. What will they do when Romo is healthy? Ride the hot rookie hand, or go with the experienced vet?
Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
Texans are 3-1 and leading the division by 2 games. I really don't believe they are a good team, but they have the wins and seem like they will win the crappy division with ease.
Fans reaction to Watt being out for the year......
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Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Beat in the last seconds on a desperation play by a good Raiders team, Can't fault you much. You played very well actually, Raiders just played a hair better. But a loss is a loss and so you drop.
Big Mover: Gain of 6 spots
The Bills handed the cheating Bellidouches their first shutout loss at home since 1993. Good job to the Ryan's for making the Cheaters look like a joke!
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Big Mover: Gain of 4 spots
Bengals did what good teams do and beat the freak out of a bad Miami team. They are a good regular season team(usually), but dont even look like they will make the playoffs this year
Big Mover: Loss of 8 spots
Chiefs just got wrecked bad. It wasn't even a contest. They were down 29-0 by halftime and scored 14 points in the 4th in garbage time. That was truly an ugly game from them.
Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
You beat the Browns...congrats? Thats like a 23 year old MMA fighter beating the crap out of a 3 year old. Don't blame you or hate you for it, but thats what 16 teams gets to feel like over the season.
Big Mover: Loss of 3 spots
The Gnats lost a very good Viqueens team. They are still only one game back in the division but the chances of them overtaking the Cowpokes or Eagles looks kinda slim. Especially when you have this DNA rifle gobbling bitch on your team...
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Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Asshat and Co. got curb stomped by the bullying Rams. Palmer has a concussion, CJ2K is on IR and now Drew Stanton might start...ouch.

Hey Brucy!!! You suck donkey dick!!!!!!
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*(Stolen from Corbin at AZ forum)
Big Mover: Loss of 10 spots
Panthers got spanked, like badly.
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And they lost Cam Newton to another head hit that wasn't called again. Chance he might miss next weeks game. This team is trending downward and fast.
Big Mover: Gain of 8 spots
Drew Brees had a very un Brees like day throwing for only 207 yards, 2 td's and 2 int's but the team did score three rushings td's and the defense did just enough in a high scoring game against the Chargers to get their first win of the season.
Big Mover: Gain of 8 spots
Jags finally get a win. Beating the Colts doesn't mean crap anymore but hell, a win is a win right? Was Bortles 2015 season a fluke? Or do they just need more time? We shall see.
Big Mover: Loss of 1 spots
Fitzmagic is setting records!!! Well tying them at least. He tied the Jets record for interceptions in a two-game span with nine (matching Dick Wood in 1964 and Joe Namath in 1970). He has 0 td's and 11 int's in the 4th quarter over the past 5 games....ouch.
You lost to the Bears. Shame on you!!!
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Big Mover: Loss of 4 spots
This team is trash. All they do is get worse and worse.
Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
If not for beating the "lowly" Rams the whiners would be winless. Chip Kelly is gonna freak this team to crap badly, and its gonna be beautiful!!!
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Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
The Chargers shot themselves in the foot over and over in their loss to the Saints. In three consecutive possessions with 6:30 left in the game and up by two scores they fumbled twice(lost both) and Rivers threw an int. Thats not winning football.
Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
Wow, you guys suck. The Bengals bent you over and destroyed that ass!!! Your QB sucks, your running game sucks, and your defense sucks... Not a good combo for success..
Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
freak the Bears!!!! I picked the Lions in survivor and was perfect so far!! Stupid bears can shove a 20 inch dildo up their stupid ass!!!!!

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Big Mover: Loss of 3 spots
The Buc's got kicked in the ass, then the nuts, then knocked out with a sucker punch, then kicked again in the nuts while out cold...Buc's will do good under Koetter(maybe), but they need to fix their defense big time or they will go nowhere...ever....
Big Mover: Loss of 3 spots
As I said in the initial rankings, The Titans are a few years away. They aren't gonna win many game this year or the next few but they will get better.
Big Mover: Loss of 1 spots
You know how you know you're crap? Your team name is the Browns..The Browns are the only team left who hasn't won a game yet....Wanna see how big a crap the Browns are? Here you go!!

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  1. LoyalRam
    Excellent as always!
      Tron likes this.
    1. Tron
      Thanks :)
      Tron, Oct 5, 2016
  2. Psycho_X
    I tend to avoid power rankings cause their a dime a dozen but didn't realize the gif awesomeness that is provided. Will come back for more. Might come back to this one just for that ass gif.
      CGI_Ram, Tron, LoyalRam and 1 other person like this.
    1. Tron
      Come for the rankings, stay for the ass!
      Tron, Oct 5, 2016
    2. CGI_Ram
      Yeah... hate to put pressure on @Tron but the gifs are hilarious and well placed. Had me laughing.
      CGI_Ram, Oct 9, 2016
  3. Mojo Ram
  4. flv
    Picking the Lions in Survivor![​IMG]

    Who would ever do that? :cry:
      Tron likes this.
    1. Tron
      It was against the Bears :( and I'm an idiot...
      Tron, Oct 5, 2016
    2. flv
      I picked them against the Titans. I am also an idiot.
      flv, Oct 5, 2016
    3. Corbin
      Yeah I bet their game twice and got knocked out in two weeks! F the lions!
      Corbin, Oct 5, 2016
  5. Mojo Ram
    An absolutely amazing and entertaining installment of power rankings, Tron.
    :nice:
      Corbin, Alaskan Ram and Tron like this.
  6. Corbin
    DUDE lmao! THis is your best one yet! freaking amazing!
    I'm rolling!

    p.s. dude wtf? THis is some crazy crap!
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    What porn site is this.....?:whistle:
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    2. Tron
      Got it off Tumblr lol.
      Tron, Oct 5, 2016
    3. Corbin
      freaking right it's not faking it! Haha the thing that's freaking me out is she doesn't even move as a reaction one bit like she's knocked out! It freaking the fuk out!
      Corbin, Oct 5, 2016
    4. Corbin
      That crap must be turning her ass on!
      Corbin, Oct 5, 2016