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NFL Power Rankings, Week 4: Tron's Power Rankings

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Lots of movement this week. Like....a crap ton.. But yea, it's deserving....Maybe..... Enjoy!!!!!! Or don't.... freak off!!!!

This woulda been posted last night but in my drunkin haze I forgot to make it public. My bad....
Current Record: 3-0

It doesn't matter who Belicheat puts in at QB...or OT...or Wr, or any other damn position!! They still freaking win!!!! It truly isn't fair!!!

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Current Record: 3-0

The Broncos look like they could made another run at the title. That's all I got on them. That's good enough right? I mean I'm not getting paid for this, do you expect some really long and in depth analysis? freak off!!!
Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
Current record: 3-0

Bradford and his band of purple wearing tap dancers(where the hell did I come up with that crap?) are kicking ass and taking names. Even without AP(which might be a blessing in disguise), they are a force right now. Their defense absolutely murdered Newton!!

Don't have any reason for this...but....here!
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Big Mover: Gain of 11 spots
Current Record: 3-0

Big big move for the Eagles. Not only is their rookie QB playing like a vet, their defense is beasting it up as well. They are allowing the lowest PPG at 9.0 and have the best point differential in the league at a whopping +65 after just three games. The next closest point differential is +36.

Let's review: Fire Chip Kelly and get new first time HC. Trade up for new QB, trade starting QB and recoup lost 1st rounder. QB plays like a stud and team is 3-0. WHat kinda Cinderella bullcrap is this? freak these turds!!!
Big Mover: Gain of 2 spots
Current Ranking: 2-1

The packers only loss was by 3 points and against the beasting Vikes. The Vikes and Packers are gonna make for a great rematch.
Big Mover: Gain of 2 spots
Current Record: 2-1

Yes this might seem a bit high for them, but eventually Wilson won't be hobbled and they will get into more of a rhythm. Or not, I'm hoping for not..

Since that's all i'm going to say on them, here is the greatest Gif pertaining to the Seahawks ever. You can feel when his heart shatters!! And taste the tears and pain!! AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS!!!

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Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
Current Record: 3-0

Ravens haven't exactly been studs but they are undefeated, which is the most important thing.
Big Mover: Gain of 6 spots
Current Record: 2-1

Chiefs are 2nd in the division behind the Broncos but still seem to be on track to make some noise. With a few more pieces they could be a playoff nuisance.
Big Mover: Loss of 4 spots
Current Record: 2-1

They took a beatdown from the Eagles like a champ...Thats the nice way I say they got the complete crap kicked out of them.
Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Current Record: 1-2

Panthers take a huge dive after getting abused, beaten and completely crap on by the Vikings and falling to 1-2
Current Record: 2-1

They just lost their best player and weren't winning with conviction in the first place. They are still in first in the division, one in which no team has a positive point differential. In the worst division in football, a mediocre team missing their best player could still take it.
Big Mover: Gain of 5 spots
Current Record: 2-1

Cowpokes have beat two bad teams, and lost to one mediocre team....Guess i'm a hater...

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Big Mover: Loss of 10 spots
Current Record: 1-2

Guess I should have knocked them down a bit more in the rankings after week 2 so this drop wouldnt be so massive....Oh well...HAHAHA freaking asshat and his AARP card holding QB sucked complete and utter crap against the super amazing duo of Rob and Rex Ryan, cornerstone laughingstocks!!! HAHA
Big Mover: Gain of 2 spots
Current Record: 2-1

Beating two bad teams and losing to a mediocre teams isnt very good, but its good enough. I still think the Raiders are a few years off but are growing into a contender. But for now...well...they are gonna lose to bad teams still.
Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Current Record: 2-1

This Gnats team is confusing. They beat a solid Cowboys team, Beat a bad Saints team, and lose to a bad Redskin team. crap...sound like the Rams. They are under a new coach so this is expected. They do look to be going in the right direction at least.
Big Mover: Gain of 10 spots
Current Record: 2-1

The Rams move above where I originally had them ranked in my initial power rankings after winning a shootout with the Bucs!! At 2-1 you'd think they would be higher(maybe), and they will be moved up a lot if they win vs. Zona come Sunday. But after being sub .500 under Fisher for 4 years, I need a bit more convincing before they make it to the top half. Still on the right track though. GO RAMS!!!
Big Mover: Gain of 10 spots
Current Record: 2-1

Look out folks, but the Falcons have won 2 games in a row and are leading the NFC South!!! Who the freak saw this coming????(sounds kinda familiar...)

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Big Mover: Gain of 2 spots
Current Record: 1-2

Skins got their first win of the season against the undefeated Gnats. I don't see this as them turning a corner, just one of their few random win this season.

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Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Current Rankings: 1-2

The Bengals kinda suck right now. Can they turn it around? sure, anything is possible, and a lot of season left. If not for a late fg against the 1-2 Jets, the Bengals would be 0-3. This next week they battle the Dolphins and big win could go a long way in turning this season around.
Big Mover: Gain of 10 spots
Current Record: 1-2

The Bills kicked the crap out of the fuckbirds somehow. Did anyone take Bills in this game in the entire world?

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Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
Grats to the colts for not sucking complete ass!! They are going no where this year. i dont care.
Big Mover: Loss of 10 spots
Current Record: 1-2

The Jets got knocked out like they were playing 11 Mike Tysons....I think they are headed in the right direction but just not quite there yet,

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Big Mover: Loss of 2 spots
Lions suck. Thats all.

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Big Mover: Loss of 1 spots
All I have to say is freak the Whiners!!!!! That is all.
Big Mover: Loss of 7 spots
Current Record: 1-2

Chargers suck more dick than that hot chick you liked back in high school that you never got with cause you werent cool enough and she was to busy sucking off other guys at parties. Yea.,...
Big Mover: Gain of 3 spots
Current Record: 1-2

The Dolphins beat the Browns!!!! What a power house the Phins are for beating a team using their 23984718479th starting QB.
Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
Yup, the Bucs move up, not because they are good, but because the teams behind them suck even more.
Big Mover: Loss of 4 spots
Current Ranking 1-2

Ummmm....maybe next year will be your year!! Thats really I got. So here is some jiggly big ol' titties!

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Big Mover: Loss of 6 spots
Current Record: 0-3

The NFC South has no freaking defense. They have allowed far more points than any other division in the league. Three of the the worst teams in this category reside in the NFC South. And who has the worst record in that division? The mighty Saints!!! If they could just get a defense they would make the playoffs easy IMO. OH WELL!!!
Big Mover: Loss of 11 spots
Current Record: 0-3

The Jags take a dive down the ranks with their 3rd loss of the season. They looked like they might be ready to take the next step and crawl out of the NFL basement....yea...

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Big Mover: Gain of 1 spots
Current Record: 0-3

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Big Mover: Loss of 1 spots
Current Record: 0-3

It takes true ineptitude to be ranked lower than the Browns. Thankfully for the Browns the Bears are up to that task this season!!

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  1. LoyalRam
      CGI_Ram and DaveFan'51 like this.
  2. Ram65
    Nice work. It's always a bit of a crap shoot this early in the season. Are those the real Steelers? Eagles? Panthers? etc. I don't see much changing at the bottom.
  3. Mojo Ram
    The Saints are in a full on rebuild and they just don't know it.
    Seattle is WAY too high. They are clearly a team on a slow decline.
    Matt Ryan will be Carson Palmer's age by the time they field an NFL defense.
  4. DaveFan'51
    Don't worry about the Brown's and Da Bear's Tron, they're Fighting it out to see who get's the #1 pick, in next years Draft, for their, Soon to be, NEW Head Coaches!
  5. DaveFan'51
    Tron, Rams at #16 this week is exactly where I predicted, last week, with a Win over the Buc's, they would end up this week! FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH!(y)(y)
  6. CGI_Ram
    Awesome.

    I think you got the bottom 5 right.

    I'd put Carolina and particularly Pittsburgh ahead of Philly, based on strength of schedule... then again Philly did beat Pittsburgh.